Wenwu: You were there, and you let those men kill your mother.

Shang-Chi:

So apparently I have 84 followers. That’s 84 more than I expected. Thank you random citizens who appreciate my page of random shit.

Joel Stoffer liked the Enoch tweet from my “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as John Mulaney quotes” thread, I am blessed. ❤️

And now we return to

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as John Mulaney quotes (Part 2)

1. Grant Ward:

2. Antione “Tripp” Triplett:

3. Lincoln Campbell:

4. Holden Radcliffe:

5. Agents Davis & Piper:

6. Robbie Reyes:

7. Jeffrey Mace:

8. Glenn Talbot:

9. Enoch:

10. Daniel Sousa:

(Part 1 here)

And now I proudly present:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as John Mulaney quotes (Part 1)

1. Philip J. Coulson:

2. Melinda May:

3. Daisy Johnson:

4. Leopold Fitz:

5. Jemma Simmons:

6. Alphonso “Mack” MacKenzie:

7. Elena “Yo-Yo” Rodriguez:

8. Deke Shaw:

9. Lance Hunter:

10. Barbara “Bobbi” Morse:

(Part 2 here)

incorrectgreekgods:

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Hephaestus

Aphrodite

Ares

Dionysus

i don’t remember making this but i’m glad i did

Prometheus giving humans fire:

Someone narrating the dinner with Tantalus:

Sciron every time he forced someone to wash his feet:

People in ancient Greece making sacrifices to Demeter:

inspired by my other post….

John Mulaney Quotes As Castlevania Characters:

Trevor:

Alucard:

Sypha:

Hector:

Issac:

perhaps i’ll make a part two.