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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Charlotte Ritchie sits at a table in a living room, attempting[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Charlotte Ritchie sits at a table in a living room, attempting[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Charlotte Ritchie sits at a table in a living room, attempting[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Charlotte Ritchie sits at a table in a living room, attempting

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Charlotte Ritchie sits at a table in a living room, attempting to perform a coin walk trick with one hand. She says, “Am I allowed to watch a video of someone doing it? There might be a knack to it that I’m just missing.” Alex Horne says from off-screen, “Yeah, you are giving yourself seven minutes to learn quite a difficult skill.” End ID.]


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fanny : i’m not doing too well. i have this headache that comes and goes.

alison : *walks into the room*

fanny : oh look, there it is again.

thomas : if i were a gardener i’d put our tulips together.

alison :thanks?

mike : if i were a gardener you’d be my hoe.

alison :aww.

alison : if you want something bad, you’ve gotta work for it. it’s time to break out the “p” word.

mike : paul blart : mall cop?

alison : the other “p” word.

mike :

mike : paul blart : mall cop 2?

thomas : people don’t write things on the walls of the ladies’ room.

alison : have you been in a ladies’ room?

thomas : of course not! i know i have the sexual charisma of a bad boy, but i certainly don’t have the manners of one.

both : we got…

mike :…tacos!

alison :…married!

mike : oh, oh yeah. yeah, we got married. and then after we got married, we got tacos!

alison : you did see the “do not disturb” sign on the door, right?

kitty : don’t worry, i’ll make sure no one disturbs you.

pat : you believe me?

alison : pat, you are the last genuinely good person in this house. i would believe cartoon birds helped you get dressed in the morning.

mike : how are you so calm all the time?

alison : the trick is to be so stressed out that it becomes a default state of mind.

alison : *putting honey in her tea* hell yeah, get in that leaf juice you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

fanny : do you accept constructive criticism on your sentences?

alison :nope.

alison : what’s pat short for?

captain : it’s short for patri-

thomas : it’s because he’s got tiny little legs.

 The assorted eccentric ghosts haunting Button House may do their very best to steal the show, but B

The assorted eccentric ghosts haunting Button House may do their very best to steal the show, but BBC Ghosts would be nowhere without the wonderfully funny living characters too, so here we have the lovely Alison, played by Charlotte Ritchie.


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