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One of those moments when you know HH is telling lies, Henry VIII liked artichokes and even had themOne of those moments when you know HH is telling lies, Henry VIII liked artichokes and even had themOne of those moments when you know HH is telling lies, Henry VIII liked artichokes and even had them

One of those moments when you know HH is telling lies, Henry VIII liked artichokes and even had them grown.


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rachaeldavis:

HARDEST. QUESTION. EVER.

But if I had to choose, it’d be between Jasper Maskelyne:

Because I love Jim Howick

Or Charles II

putrifiedpicspams:Horrible Histories S2 Picspam: george iv

putrifiedpicspams:

Horrible Histories S2 Picspam: george iv


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punkslovepoints:Feel free to use these on the forum too. Just link back to the post to give credit

punkslovepoints:

Feel free to use these on the forum too. Just link back to the post to give credit :)


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White lies - Stone Age and gin.

The whole of Series 3 of Horrible Histories is on the Youtube account MoonDPC for people who can’t access iPlayer.

Cliff Whitelies - Florence Nightingale & Mary Seacole

I’m moving across the country tomorrow, 7 hours on a train to get there! And starting my new job on Thursday. I don’t know how good the internet will be in the accommodation there so I may be absent from tumblr for a few days, or only have fleeting access. Also, you know, I am going to be busy with work and meeting new people.

I will try my best to get online and post/reblog any proms submissions. And while we are talking about proms I’d like to recommend a program that grabs radio shows from iplayer and saves them for you: Radio Downloader it’s very self explanatory to use and the proms are classified under BBC Proms , I believe the HH prom is going to be prom 20.

I hope to post a little before I catch my train tomorrow, but in case I don’t have the time I hope that all of you who are going to the prom have the best time there!

regicidal-defenestration:

seacollectsrivers:

seacollectsrivers:

our flag means death but that rat from Horrible Histories turns up every now and then with his true/false sign for the historical facts

Screenshot from Our Flag Means Death, of Lucius and Stede Bonnet. Lucius is writing in a book, and Stede is talking at him. Subtitles read: "So... I pay my crew a salary." Rattus Rattus, a rat puppet from Horrible Histories, is superimposed on the image in the lower right corner. He is holding a sign that says "This is true".

[Image above is of Stede and Lucius talking on deck, with the caption “So… I pay my crew a salary”. In the bottom right corner, Rattus Rattus, a rat puppet, is holding up a sign saying “This is true”. End ID.]



[ID: Izzy, looking distressed, hiding behind a mast as he listens to Stede try and remove the sword he stabbed Ed with. The caption reads “Blackbeard: Keep going. Keep- Yeah.” In the botom right corner, Rattus Rattus holds a sign saying “SILLY”. End ID]


[ID: Stede and Ed on the beach, looking into each others’ eyes, captioned “What makes Ed happy is… you.” Rattus Rattus in the corner holds a sign with a rainbow flag on it. End ID]

teflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 29 May 1660 AD ‘Oak Apple Day’ - Restoration of the monateflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 29 May 1660 AD ‘Oak Apple Day’ - Restoration of the monateflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 29 May 1660 AD ‘Oak Apple Day’ - Restoration of the monateflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 29 May 1660 AD ‘Oak Apple Day’ - Restoration of the monateflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 29 May 1660 AD ‘Oak Apple Day’ - Restoration of the monateflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 29 May 1660 AD ‘Oak Apple Day’ - Restoration of the monateflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 29 May 1660 AD ‘Oak Apple Day’ - Restoration of the monateflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 29 May 1660 AD ‘Oak Apple Day’ - Restoration of the mona

teflonly:

this day in horrible history 

↳ 29 May 1660 AD ‘Oak Apple Day’ - Restoration of the monarchy in England. From Pepys diary “Parliament had ordered the 29th May, the King’s birthday, to be for ever kept as a day of thanksgiving for our redemption from tyranny and the King’s return to his Government, he entering London that day.”


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teflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 11 May 1625 AD - Henrietta Maria of France is married, bteflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 11 May 1625 AD - Henrietta Maria of France is married, bteflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 11 May 1625 AD - Henrietta Maria of France is married, bteflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 11 May 1625 AD - Henrietta Maria of France is married, bteflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 11 May 1625 AD - Henrietta Maria of France is married, bteflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 11 May 1625 AD - Henrietta Maria of France is married, bteflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 11 May 1625 AD - Henrietta Maria of France is married, bteflonly:this day in horrible history ↳ 11 May 1625 AD - Henrietta Maria of France is married, b

teflonly:

this day in horrible history 

↳ 11 May 1625 AD - Henrietta Maria of France is married, by proxy, to King Charles I of England (the Duke of Buckingham stands in for the bridegroom). 


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Aww, cute lil retreat you say. I don’t have the mental bandwidth to disagree.

Let’s purge the evil in me and plunge deep into the sea of troubles.

Reblog if you wish to join me.

Which of the Idiots’ characters you’d avoid at all costs?

saw the postie on my dash, felt compelled to do these two

茶宝的生日贺图

D.I.Bones and Mike Peabody from HHtvNews (for say527)是送阿稔的生日贺图~

“啊,抱歉,这是我第一次做蛋糕…” “噗—咳,没关系,我相信味道一定还是很不错的。”

all about elagabalus

Party Like a Roman Emperor 罗马皇帝的疯狂派对(喂跳戏国家地理了!!)

圈儿:ela的月桂花环好像猫耳////

我: 更像一只小羊羔,带恶魔角的那种~

When I say the Pythia spoke in tongues and required the priests of Apollo to translate for her, this is exactly what I mean:

(Also I love that Horrible Histories added the death of Aeschylus!)

julian : just because i’m not the gayest gay doesn’t mean i’m the straightest straight.

captain : i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

fanny : i’m not doing too well. i have this headache that comes and goes.

alison : *walks into the room*

fanny : oh look, there it is again.

thomas : if i were a gardener i’d put our tulips together.

alison :thanks?

mike : if i were a gardener you’d be my hoe.

alison :aww.

julian : you think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times i’ve seen it?

alison : if you want something bad, you’ve gotta work for it. it’s time to break out the “p” word.

mike : paul blart : mall cop?

alison : the other “p” word.

mike :

mike : paul blart : mall cop 2?

pat : i cant do stress, it’s bad for the baby.

robin : what baby?

pat :me.

thomas : people don’t write things on the walls of the ladies’ room.

alison : have you been in a ladies’ room?

thomas : of course not! i know i have the sexual charisma of a bad boy, but i certainly don’t have the manners of one.

robin : i’ll have you know that i am a sweet treat! i am a fucking delight to be around.

captain : we have nothing whatsoever in common. i don’t even like you!

julian : you do.

both : we got…

mike :…tacos!

alison :…married!

mike : oh, oh yeah. yeah, we got married. and then after we got married, we got tacos!

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