#chuuya nakahara
chewing gum
skk x the kiss
me when red scarf in media
lighthouse man and his selkie husband
kiss later
you can lean on my arm as you break my heart
two slow dancers
Dazai: I want to kiss you.
Chuuya, not paying attention: What?
Dazai: I said if you die, I wont miss you
Dazai: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Chuuya: Those are Pokemon cards.
Dazai: You got a magikarp.
Chuuya: …
Dazai: It means ‘fuck you’.
Dazai: That was so hot, chuuya.
Chuuya: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Dazai: I’m so in love with you.
Dazai: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing.
Chuuya: Are you a software update? because not right now
Chuuya: So, Akutagawa stole my hat and put it in a high to reach place.
Chuuya: You know what I did?
Chuuya: I did the next best thing:
Chuuya: I stole his coat and gave him a bath.
Lmfao
Chuuya: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Dazai: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Atsushi: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Chuuya: I trust Dazai.
Akutagawa: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Chuuya: I wouldn’t go that far.
Chuuya: Dazai was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Dazai: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Chuuya: Dazai, you ate a chair.
Dazai: *Gets down on one knee*
Chuuya: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Dazai: *Falls over*
Chuuya: The poison is kicking in.
