port mafia au that i’ve been dabbling in a bit that has sorta kinda went out of control. it’s a universe involving dazai becoming the leader and odasaku becoming his closest executive and “advisor”
Or Asagiri just ended the chapter a couple pages sooner the entire fandom would be screeching, but because he had the mercy to show Dazai not taking this seriously everybody’s like
“Lol Chuuya’s legs are too small for him to paddle”
I have a question. How? I doubt it would be easy to get close to Chuuya and bite him. And apparently he is now fighting for/with Fyodor. Hopefully we’ll get more answers soon, but for now let’s celebrate Chuuya’s coming back! Even if he is a vampire now
✧･ﾟ: * Prompt ~ Short blurbs about how the Bungo Stray Dogs boys would respond to “Pretty boy, with me I said”~ ✧･ﾟ: * Character/Pairing ~ Kunikida, Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi, Akutagawa, Ranpo, Poe, Tanizaki, Lovecraft (individually x reader) ~ ✧･ﾟ: * Content ~ Pretty boys being blushy, what more do we need? ~ ✧･ﾟ: * Type ~ Fluff, Short Headcanons ~ ✧･ﾟ: * Author’s Note ~ I saw this post and I’ve been rolling on this ever since,,,, they’re all so pretty help ~ -repost because for some reason the tags weren’t working on the last one, so if you saw this already, sorry!-
❈ Kunikida would take a minute to realize you were talking to him, before blushing and muttering something about “inappropriate workplace behavior” on his way over. Don’t get this wrong, he absolutely loved it, and may even ask for you to call him pretty again in private. ❈ Chuuya knows he’s pretty. There’s no surprise here, so he naturally responds with a smirk and “Coming, doll.” ❈ Dazai would freeze for just a moment, before coming right over, acting like it’s without a second thought. If you two were alone, he’d then hold you in his arms, and ask if you really think he’s pretty. If this is in public, that’d be the end of it, maybe a wink at anyone he passes but would bring it up later when you two are alone. ❈ Good job, you killed Atsushi. A blushing mess, it’d take a solid minute for him to form coherent sentences. Clarify that yes, you do in fact mean him, and he’ll be over the moon for the rest of the day at least. ❈ Once again, a one-shot kill for Akutagawa. He’d absolutely freeze, before erupting into a coughing fit for a solid minute. He might even actually fall over. His amazing partner, recognizing him? And complimenting him? It’s too much for this emotionally stunted emo to take. ❈ Ranpo is well aware of how pretty he is, plus those eyes. Look at the ego on this one, do you think calling him pretty is going to make an impact? (Yes it absolutely does, and he’d be absolutely giddy the second he’s alone, he just has a reputation to maintain) ❈ Poe should be called pretty constantly, that’s just a fact. But you could call him pretty every time you talk to him, and every time he’s still going to flush bright red and stammer over himself, before trying to hide his face in his hands. He’ll still do whatever it was you needed, just, give him a minute. ❈ Tanizaki would melt, on the spot. Prepare for him blushing and cuddling you, whatever you needed would have to wait. He’s a wreck but in the best way. ❈ Lovecraft would be taken aback, especially if you’ve seen his true form to any extent. He’s inhuman, how could anyone find that attractive? But you do, and it makes his cold, wet heart(?) flutter.
✧･ﾟ: * Prompt ~ Dazai’s dating Chuuya’s twin sister ~ ✧･ﾟ: * Character/Pairing ~ Dazai x fem!reader ~ ✧･ﾟ: * Content ~ Reader is Chuuya’s twin, also in the Port Mafia ~ ✧･ﾟ: * Type ~ Fluff, Headcanons~ ✧･ﾟ: * Author’s Note ~ Why must you make Chuuya suffer this way? I’m just kidding, this was a blast to write, I hope you enjoy it! ~
❈ His teasing is relentless, especially for those he really cares about, so get ready for near-constant annoyance. And if he can piss you and Chuuya off and get the same reaction? Please, he thrives on your “suffering”
✧ He would be a lot more careful with you though, if you’re insecure about something none of his jokes will even go near mentioning it.
❈ Dazai completely would joke about not being able to tell the difference between you and Chuuya sometimes. Such as when walking up behind the two of you talking, acting like he couldn’t tell. (He always knows, but that’s not gonna stop him from messing with the two of you.) ❈ If you have an ability similar to Chuuya’s, Dazai will bug you to carry him or float stuff to him. Your brother never would, but you can’t say no to your boyfriend’s puppy dog eyes. ❈ While in the Port Mafia, your relationship would be a bit more subtle. He doesn’t want anyone there to see you as his weakness since that would put you in danger. ❈ As soon as Chuuya finds out about your relationship, (I feel like Dazai would just happen to be making out with you next to Chuuya’s office, he “completely lost track” of the fact that Chuuys was coming back already lies) Dazai is completely going to be giving you both crap for it.
✧ “How can a slug like Chuuya have such a stunning twin, you got all the pretty didn’t you my love?”
❈ Chuuya on the other hand, is completely going to try to intimidate him with the shovel talk. But with all the threats the two throw around, it’s basically a normal conversation for the two of them. ❈ You’re also pissed when Dazai ditches the Port Mafia and goes off the radar for a few years, but he does keep leaving little notes at your apartment to let you know he’s safe. ❈ When Dazai gets captured by the Port Mafia, you come to check on him. While you’re about to rip him a new one, you see him slip out of the cocky, cold mask he puts up as his heart melts seeing you. You’re the one who broke the chains for him to escape, you offered to let him out completely but he wanted the theatrics. ❈ Once you’re back together, you two will just stroll up to the other’s headquarters. And between the ADA not having an explicit reason to take you in (and not wanting to piss off the Port Mafia), and nobody wants to take on Dazai with the mafia, your work dates go fine!
✧･ﾟ: * Author’s Note ~ I had a lot of fun with this one, I hope you enjoy it! ~
✧･ﾟ: * Osamu Dazai
❈ You’re not gonna be touch-starved with this man for long, I’ll give you that. He’s definitely one for dramatics, and if you’re comfortable with public displays of affection, he’ll have an arm around you at all times, or holding your hands and cuddling on the ADA couch (no matter how much Kunikida complains about professionalism). You’re his s/o, and if he had his way the whole world is going to know it, so loving touches in public are to be expected.
❈ Whether you’re coming out of a relationship without a lot of touching, or you’ve been single for a while, he’s going to make it his mission to make you feel loved. And if touch is what it takes, then he’s going to make sure that he’s making up for all the lost time before the two of you were together.
❈ I think that physical touch is a big love language for Dazai too, so this is also somewhat self-serving. Even when he’s not playing it up, you can still expect plenty of times where his gentle touches linger longer than necessary, or how when he comes from behind to lay his head on your shoulder as you are working on something, he’s in bliss.
✧･ﾟ: * Chuuya Nakahara
❈ I don’t think that Chuuya would be particularly touchy on his own. Not that he minds the contact, and can do it for a romantic moment, but he just doesn’t think to initiate it often. I see him as leaning toward doing things for you to be romantic, so the bigger the gesture the better in his mind.
❈ But talk to him about it! He might leave you a little touch starved at the beginning (between missions and spending his time with you trying to do things for you), so tell him that you want more touch. I mean obviously, he’s still going to want to show his love in the way that comes naturally to him, so don’t downplay it, but he’s more than down to just hold you on the couch some evenings rather than spend the whole night cleaning your place.
❈ Eventually, you both find things that hit both of your love languages! Massages come to mind, him being able to do something for you that involves that physical touch? Heavenly.
✧･ﾟ: * Kento Nanami
❈ Okay, hear me out. It takes a hot minute to get to that point. But once Nanami is comfortable with someone I just think he’d be the biggest cuddler. It’s just a vibe I get from him, he loves near-constant physical contact, who cares who sees.
❈ So if this is early into your relationship, you’re going to have a bit of a dry spell. Some handholding, maybe. I just think it’d take him a while to get adjusted to the idea that you can be a permanent part of his life. But once you have reached that point, he’s another that you’re not gonna be touch starved for long.
❈ Have conversations with him, he’s going to want to be sure that you’re getting enough out of the relationship from the get-go, but you being willing to start a conversation about your needs gives him that sense of permanence that he needs to initiate it too
❈ You’re his stress relief, and he’s sure to tell you. Whether that be leaning on his chest, stroking his hand at another stupid meeting, or a hug at the end of the day, he melts into you, and he hopes he can show you how much you mean to him through the same.
✧･ﾟ: * Megumi Fushiguro
❈ Another one who’s not going to be that into physical affection on his own. He grew up with Gojo. Who “annoyed” him and was very touchy. So touch isn’t his go-to in expressing affection, and he can be a bit tense when someone else initiates it with him.
❈ But, communication can work wonders, and talking to him, he’s more than willing to be more physical for you. And I think he’d eventually start to enjoy it more than he thought he would.
❈ He’d still be a little iffy on PDA, but he’d be willing to hold hands, and if you lean into him while you’re hanging out with friends, well he won’t mind.
❈ But in private he’ll initiate the touch a lot more since he wants to make sure you aren’t feeling unloved. I think that time would be a big love language for him, and so you laying on his chest on the couch, sitting in comfortable silence would become a standard routine for you.
✧･ﾟ: * Satoru Gojo
❈ Gojo isn’t the most receptive to your needs, but lucky for you this man is going to want to be all over you anyway. You’re gonna have a harder time keeping him off you than getting him to touch you.
❈ Incredulous that you’re touch starved. How doesn’t everyone just want to be holding you constantly? You’re so holdable? He just assumes that his thoughts are universal, or the only correct ones at least, so the thought that you haven’t been constantly given all the physical affection is wild to him. (Though that doesn’t mean that he isn’t going to be possessive if anyone else tries)
❈ But once he finds out that this is one of your needs, he will be extra conscious of it, and I feel like he’d be checking in with you fairly often. He’d play it off as a joke most of the time. “What, do you need me to hold you more or something?”, but he does seriously want to be sure he’s meeting your needs.
bitches be stressing the fuck out over the dazai vs fyodor fight while wondering what chuuya’s been up to…. um bitch you been worried bout the wrong ‘no longer human’
a/n: an idea requested by my friend @kisara-16 ! (genre: humor) ft. chuuya & pm dazai
a drop of sweat rolled down your neck when you glanced at the executive who was walking next to you. “unbelievable,” you muttered. “how does your hair still look this good?” you would expect that after completing a mission with soukoku in the middle of a heatwave, everyone would have the same terrible hairstyle, but no, chuuya’s hair didn’t seem affected at all.
chuuya grinned. “what can i say? it’s one of my many skills.”
“funny you say that!” a voice appeared from behind chuuya in the halls of the port mafia. immediately the muscles in the redhead’s body tensed as if he had learned to be suspicious of that teasing tone. chuuya clenched his fist, ready to swing it at the person behind him, but the action was in pure vain. dazai already had a red lock pinched between his fingers. “no longer human.”
in a desperate attempt to keep in your laughter, you tightly pressed your lips together. even chuuya’s hat couldn’t hide how silky red hair had turned into an exploding dry mess.
“wow, chuuya! that hairstyle looks fantastic on you. please tell us how you got it this-"
"DAZAAIIII."
"what?” dazai widened his eyes, displaying innocent doe eyes.
“you’re going to pay for this, you asshole!"
"i would say i’m sorry, but i’m not. you have to suffer from a bad hair day just like the rest of us. this is hard on us, too, you know. try to be a bit more empathetic, would you?"
chuuya turned red but it was not because of the dying heat in yokohama. "that you have to walk around with a shitty birdnest on ya head doesn’t mean I have to.”
as much as you found the bickering entertaining, you reminded the boys of how you still had to bring out a report to mori.“
in response, chuuya cleared his throat and activated his skill again, showing a perfectly maintained hairstyle.
"ugh,” dazai whined. “do we have to?”
chuuya scoffed. “you should have stayed in the damn care like you said ya would. either go back or behave.”
“says the dog to its master.”
soukoku’s bickering followed you until you arrived in the hall that led to mori’s office. you nodded at the bodyguards and then turned around to face the boys. even though you enjoyed the free entertainment, you had a duty to fulfill. and so you crossed your arms and looked at them with a strict glance in your eyes to show playtime is over.
“now,the both of you have to behave. when we enter the boss’ office, i expect you to be on your best behavior.” your gaze lingered on dazai who was smiling like a saint.
“pinky promise, y/n!’
"of course, y/n,” chuuya replied. he opened the doors, and right when chuuya stepped into mori’s office to announce your arrival, dazai appeared behind chuuya once again.
Your eyes widened as you watched how dazai touched chuuya’s hair with his index finger. you could only imagine the horror that must be painted on chuuya’s face right now.
Chuuya - the king of the sheep with the Golden Fleece*
I should have posted it a long time ago the first version… and the version in which I’ve been trying to fix some mistakes….. a sketch for the new light novel release)
*if I’m not mistaken the Golden Fleece of Greek myths had magic healing properties which could be very useful for Chuuya after using of Corruption
![Chuuya stickers!Dazai: [x]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/36d3bbce7241ce0351bb2e98acc88e1c/tumblr_ptbf73gj411rcrgzoo1_1280.png "Chuuya stickers!Dazai: [x]")
