#criminal minds memes

hotch: *perfectly manages his team, does his job exactly how he’s supposed to, literally goes above and beyond expectations, his team solves 99% of the cases*

strauss:

jj: is this whiskey or perfume

prentiss: *takes bottle and chugs it*

jj:em-

prentiss: it’s perfume.

reid: how’s the most attractive man in the world doing?

morgan: idk, how are you?

reid:f-fine

unsub: you played me like a piccolo

reid: actually piccolos are very hard to play

hotch: we played you like the cheap recorder you are

garcia, doing a vlog: hey guys, in today’s video me and my friend will be trying different hair products

reid: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

reid: i can tell you right off the bat this one’s not very good

unsub: listen here you son of a bitch

reid: hey! don’t talk about my mother like that!

unsub: i was talking about your father

reid:oh

reid: carry on

reid, freaking out: why did you put cheetos in the first aid kit?!

prentiss, bleeding out: i thought it’d be funny!

rossi: i have a great memory, name one thing i’ve ever forgotten

reid: me in that convenient store parking lot in-

rossi: no, that was on purpose. try again

criminal minds as john mulaney quotes

reid

garcia

prentiss

rossi

hotch

luke

jj

morgan

tara

luke: hey everybody, today my coworker called me short so i’m starting a kickstarter to put her down

luke: benefits of killing her would be i get bullied way less

garcia: this friendship is over, you think everything is a joke

rossi: knock knock

garcia, huffing disappointedly: who’s there?

rossi, voice cracking:…regret

Me:I think I’ve been fairly productive during this lockdown period

Friend:dude you’ve done no coursework since April and managed to watch almost 8 seasons of criminal minds in 3 weeks

Me: