This idea popped in my head as I don’t condone criminal activity, but it would be hilarious for wild animals to do something technically not legal for them (such as riding a motorcycle that they don’t have a license for).
image descrition: Previous photo is of two apparently female figures standing close to one another in a sexually tense moment. The person on the left stands isometrically to the camera with their back turned mostly to the viewer but the side of their face, jacket, and legs visible. This person is pale and wears a large black leather jacket, dark charcoal jeans, black cowboy boots and has their auburn hair down. They also are smoking a cigarette and looking down at the other figure.
The other figure is a lot less clothed and leans against a dining table’s chair almost as if they had stumbled back and are now pinned there by sexual intimidation of the first figure.Our second figure has lightly tanned skin, long dark hair pulled back into a high ponytail and large dark eyes emphasized by mascara and eye shadow. They wear black lacy, semi transparent lingerie consisting of a long sleeveless “coat” which drapes just barely over their breasts and hangs down behind them and off to either side. And they wear a pair of black garters attached to some smoky nylon stockings. Their feet are in black stilettoes and are splayed between the legs of the domineering figure.
They both appear to be in an old fancy hotel suite, with adult beverages in a silver cart on the side.
[ID: image 1: a photograph of a German Shepard and a deer inside a police car, both sticking their heads out the back seat window. Gold letters on the side of the car under the window read “Stay Gay”
Image 2: a drawing of the dog and deer, in purple, with a red heart around them and Stay Gay written slanted along the bottom of the heart in yellow.]
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You ever just look something and immediantly have OCs and a detailed backstory for each of them?
say whatever you like but being covered in the blood of your (now murdered) gay artist friend who painted your potrait which was so life like you decided to trade your soul for the beauty and youth depicted in it is the most gayest thing a man can do.
Why tf can’t gay ppl just put their gotdam feet on the gotdam floor when they sit wtf are we afraid of are we constantly in a state of ‘the floor is lava’ and why can’t our brains register what is and is not a chair???? Why are we like that????
In my world they live in a beautiful messy house somwhere in Europe overlooking a valley, dress up real fancy (read: Dashing outfits) and do pretty little gay crimes together. Just one rule - everything unconventional and fun.
Went to Pride today, got a non-binary pride flag for my wall, hung out with some friends, and had a great time! Left before the parade so we didn’t get caught in traffic, but it was still an awesome day!
Self-discovery is a journey. It took my years to figure out I was non-binary and I’m still working on coming out to friends and especially family. Understand that you are powerful and worthy of love, and you’ll find your path.
![A parody photo of the previous image. It creates the backdrop as a pastel watercolor, and has Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn drawn over each previous feminine figure Poison Ivy is on the left wearing a dark green leather jacket with 3 patches: a prominent "Be Green, Do Crime" patch with a rainbow-ish background, a circular patch that look likes Earth, and an Anarchy patch on the left sleeve facing away from the viewer. Her hair is bright orange-red with leafy vines and poison ivy leaves sticking up out of her long wild hair. Instead of a cigarette is a chewing twig and her dark charcoal jeans are torn at her knees showing off more of her olive green skin tone. Her cowboy boots are now a darkish green with red and light green detailing that makes heart shaped roses, leaves, and spiraled stems with thorns. Harley Quinn is on the right. She has medium tan skin and large brown eyes, but her brown hair has been shown to be shaved on the side so that her dyed blonde hair is piled up in the middle before being tied back into a pair of close-set pig tails. The one on the viewers right has a baby blue pontail holder and the dark blonde hair is dyed a teal-indigo-blue half way towards the end. The pigtail on the viewer's left has a pale pink pontyatil holder and likewise ends in red. There is red and blue clown paint diamonds over her eyes, but in the reverse order of the pigtails (red on our right, blue on our left). She wears a gold hoop earring, and her long sleeveless lingerie coat is now half pale salmon pink and half pale baby blue (same color as the pony tail holders) with pink on our right and blue on our left. Each side seems to have a heart and 3 diamonds in the colors of the opposite side (like a yin and yang reversal) sensually placed over the breast. The coat is torn at its bottom edges as if its seen a lot of action. Harley seems to have red tattoes on the side that faces the viewer, including a tattoo on her upper arm that bears resemblance to a poison ivy leaf by combining three red diamonds in the shape of a club (like from a card game). Red diamond tattoos circle her wrist and ankle like bracelets, and we can see that blue diamonds encircle her other ankle that sticks out between Poison Ivy's legs. She has red nail polish on the one hand that we can see. The lacey parts of her underwear bear resemblance to the spiraled thorn designs on ivy's boots. A slight natural buldge sticks out from her underwear, and the non-lacey charcoal parts attatch via garters to smoky and semi-teansparent nylon stockings. A red stiletto on the blue diamond ankled foot and a blue-indigo stilhetto on the red diamond ankled foot. Harley has fresh, lighter colored battle scars covering her hands, arm, torso, splitting her eyebrow, and grazing across the side of her shaved head. (And subtle stretch marks between her thighs) And she has older darker battle scars out from her bottom lip, across her shoulder, torso, legs, and stomach: including some that seem to spell out "Ha Ha" but is partially obscured by the coat. [end of parody description]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7d1560aca84b15576e25e5aa8b79b793/208aa74410086ad5-dd/s2048x3072/79690c99db831ffc76c10b48c131138afa868c99.png)
