The Squip Squad singing Cell Block Tango but instead of singing about killing their husbands it’s actually about the SQUIP.

Favorite Lyrics Chicago Edition

All That Jazz - No, I’m no one’s wife/ But oh, I love my life

Funny Honey - that scummy, crummy/ dummy husband of mine

Cell Block Tango - he ran into my knife/ he ran into my knife 10 times

When You’re Good To Mama - when you’re stroking Mama/ Mama’s stroking you

All I Care About - twisting the wrist/ that’s turning the screw

We Both Reached For The Gun - are you sorry/ are you kidding

Roxie - And that’s cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods

I Can’t Do It Alone - I know, you’re right, the first part’s shit. But the second part—the second part is really nifty!

Mister Cellophane - Unless, of course, that personage should be/ Invisible, inconsequential, me

Razzle Dazzle - Throw ‘em a fake and a finagle/ They’ll never know you’re just a bagel

Class - Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass

Nowadays - but nothing… stays

Nowadays/ Hot Honey Rag - Chicago’s own killers, drillers/ Those scintillating sinners

I Move On - I run so fast a shot gun blast/ Can hurt me not one bit

marisatomay:

he had it coming

Best one I’ve seen yet!