Zack: Quick! call 1-1-9 Shadowsan’s choking!

Ivy: I’m trying but the number 9 button is broken!

Player: Turn the phone upside down and press on 6!!

Ivy: You genius!

Shadowsan: God just let me die.

Ivy: Take your helmet off in space. You won’t do it. No balls.

Player: You can buy 100 ladybugs on Amazon for $5. What a time to be alive.

Zack: I ATE LIKE 20 PIECES OF PINEAPPLE AND NOW THIS SODA TASTES LIKE BATTERY ACID.

Shadowsan: I’m trying so hard to follow this conversation.

Ivy: Hey Carm, What gets out Kool-Aid stains?

Zack: We already know opposite colored Kool-Aid doesn’t work.

zack has gone to jail in switzerland for buying a singular guinea pig by player’s request, player just needed a buddy for his other guinea..

Zack (Crying): you have been lying to us!

Ivy: I never said I made lasagna homemade

Ivy: I’ve always bought lasagna frozen!

Zack: you BOUGHT lasagna?!?

Ivy: You thought I was making it myself?

Zack:wow!

Zack: you think you KNOW somebody

Carmen: Alright team, how are we looking?

Player: I haven’t slept for 72 hours red, my eyes might look like a void if you stare at em long enough, but i’d say i look dapper as ever.

Ivy: The red really brings out the sexiness, and the coat still adds that mystery. Sexy AND mysterious, looking great carm.

Zack: I’d say that the maroon in my shirt really brings out my eyes. Like, a piercing blue gaze amidst the sea of red.

Shadowsan: The guards are all knocked out. We may enter now.

PEARL IN THE PIG CAPER

VILE plans to steal the Pearl of Puerto, the largest pearl in the world, to be displayed in a museum in San Fernando, Pampanga for the annual Giant Lantern Festival

Coincidentally, Player’s family decides to go back to the Philippines for the holidays.

!CARMEN SANDIEGO IN A FILIPINANA! HELLO

ZACK HIJACKING A TRYCICLE WITH SHADOWSAN BUMPING INSIDE

ZACK AND IVY KARAOKE PT. 2 + PLAYER

TIGRESS AND PAPER STAR BEING SENT AND THEM HIDING IN A PAROL

Tigress: so THIS is where you keep your pearl(s)

THE PEARL SOMEHOW ENDING UP INSIDE A LECHON??

COACH BRUNT INSTRUCTING THEM TO BRING HER BACK UBE JAM

CARMEN TINIKLING FIGHT SCENE

PLAYER WEARING TYPICAL FILO KID GARB

PLAYER ACTUALLY SHOWING CARM AROUND INSTEAD OF THE TYPICAL EDUCATIONAL SCENE OF HIM WITH HIS COMPUTER

PEOPLE TRYING TO TALK TO CARM IN TAGALOG THINKING SHES FILO + PLAYER BARELY UNDERSTANDING

ZACK BLOWING HIS HEAD OFF DRINKING SODA IN A BAG

IVY NEVER LEAVING A SARI SARI STORE

“THEYRE NOT CHEESE BALLS CARM, THEYRE SWEET CORN???”

ZACK AND IVY CARRYING A 15 KILO LECHON WITH THE PEARL INSIDE IT

TEAM RED CONSUMING AN UNHEALTHY AMOUNT OF HALO HALO, BIBINGKA, AND LECHE FLAN

THE EPISODE ENDING WITH VILE BEING SUSPICIOUS OF ANOTHER MEMBER IN CARMENS TEAM AKA PLAYER

TEAM RED WATCHING THE PARADE BY THE END OF THE EPISODE

@cleverclove THE GENIUS BEHIND IT HOPE U CAN COME BACK HERE SOMETIME