Judy Poovey be like “I know a spot” then take you to a Burger King parking lot to do cocaine with her.

If I saw a group of pretentious-looking but very attractive nerds wrongly conjugating Greek verbs, I would simply not join their Dionysian murder cult. RIP to Richard Papen but I’m different.

Hozier fans: Imagine DECOMPOSING! in a BOG! With your LOVER! Hnngghh I YEARN to turn into MOSS!

Everyone else: wot

Imagine dying of CONSUMPTION.

My brain: Don’t glorify Henry Winter, Camilla Macaulay or Francis Abernathy. They are deeply flawed and they literally killed two people without remorse.

My heart: I LOVE CAMILLA, FRANCIS AND HENRY SO MUCH!!! I WANT TO BE EXACTLY LIKE THEM!!!!

Which dark academia character are you based on your zodiac sign?

Aries: John Keating from Dead Poets Society

Taurus: Oliver Marks from If We Were Villains

Gemini: Julian Morrow from The Secret History

Cancer: Basil Hallward from The Picture of Dorian Gray

Leo: Lucien Carr from Kill Your Darlings

Virgo: James Farrow from If We Were Villains

Libra: Wren from If We Were Villains

Scorpio: Allen Ginsberg from Kill Your Darlings

Sagittaurus: Judy Poovey from The Secret History :P

Capricorn: Henry Winter from The Secret History

Aquarius: Camilla Macaulay from The Secret History

Pisces: Francis Abernathy from The Secret History

Challenge:

Right now, yes I mean RIGHT NOW, fling yourself onto the nearest piece of furniture as a tribute to Oscar Wilde.

Any dark academic born after 1950 can’t write, all they know is make moodboard, be gay, go on tumblr, find homoerotic subtext, yearn and lie.

classicslesbianopinions:

was just trying to type the phrase “deadly epidemics” and accidentally wrote “deadly academics” instead 

You just summarized dark academia

I’m tryna become one of Donna Tartt’s characters. I mean I’m already gay and my life is already in a downward spiral, so now I just need is the aesthetic™…

patroclus and dorian gray were the original material girls i take no criticism

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to have a graden tea party

the tension between me and the thirty sixth book i’m about to start this week

i’m funny (mentally unstable)

me (obviously lying) : not gonna lie…

never seen two pretty lovers, one of them always gotta die dramatically

if i ever made a playlist for you and you didn’t listen to it, i genuinely hope the ceiling falls on your dumbass