Robin Musings, as per Darksied

Ph.D. (Moste Evile Arts), M.A. (Dry skin)

Robin I/ Nightwing

• What a sweet childe
• A pity that all existence not under my control is futile
• What are you doing
• Stop looking at me with those big, cow eyes
• Argh my raisin sized heart
• It is expanding to accommodate emotion

Robin II/ Red Hood

• No I will not fuck off into a commode and die
• I can’t believe that you’re Robin
• Where’s the other one
• Oh he’s become hot
• Oh noe
• The childe is attacking me
• His curse words are actually hurtful :(

Robin III/ Red Robin

• What is this
• I think a gnome fell into the wrong universe
• Oh it is a childe
• What do you mean I should moisturize more
• I don’t want WayneMart industrial strength moisturizer
• I am not going to increase your profit margin

Robin IV/ Spoiler

• Okay I will admit that I am salty about being bald
• You don’t need to flaunt your admittedly glorious hair at me
• No I have never used WayneMart Hair Rejuvenation Formula
• Why are they everywhere
• Is this a conspiracy

Robin III again/Red Robin

• NO I don’t want a gift certificate to Wayne Spa and Beauty Centre
• My looks are the result of Dark Majicks
• I highly doubt Wayne Cosmetics will help :/

Robin V/ Damian

• I feel a sudden influx of Evile
• The Evile is highly concentrated in this small childe
• Perhaps I could claim the childe
• And his jiggly mother-brother
• Oh noe I have awakened a great blood lust in the childe
• I am doomed :(

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