I always read it in his voice

Oh you’re a dbh fan? Name every android bio component.

Connie, are you okay? Are you okay, Connie?

DBH Character Names on Starbucks Cups:

Conner

Marcus

Cara

Hanq

Gaven

Lio

Karl

Danelle

Ralf

Symom

Gosh

South

Tag yourself.

Connor: Detective, there is literally no reason for you to do that.

Gavin: Oh, I know.

Connor: That’s worse.

Everyone knows birds make wind

Short people are closer to Hell, that’s why they’re so angry. It’s just science.

Do you want Terminators? Because that’s how you get Terminators.

More expresso, less depresso.

Pets/Children = Potato/Pahtahtoe

Please don’t tag ships.

He’s still gonna try tho…

Thanks@6cats5chickens2dogs1bunny for the suggestion!

There’s one on his forehead that just says “Me-ow.”

Connor: Chances are I’ll outlive Detective Reed.

HappyValentine’sDay!

❤️❤️❤️❤️

You might say, he was a little crabby.

Eight-drink Hank: An equestrian, and he’s real bad at it.

Row row row your boat, gently down a stream.

Merrily merrily merrily, this robot is going to scream.

Well, I GUESS.

I like dogs.

Apply cold water to the burn.

Meow = I Love You

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Credit to K. Emon for the original comic

What does that say about you, Nines?

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Credit to @vaxreed for the Nines edit.