Hank: Is anyone going to tell me WTF is going on in here?!

Connor: It’s kind of complicated, but Sixty—

Hank: Got it. Forget I asked.

Ben Collins: Oi, we’ve got a crime scene to investigate. What are you two loitering out in the rain for?

Connor: I like splashing and the rain is fun!

Hank: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.

Sixty:You flirt and kiss and for what? Love? Pathetic.

Nines:To level up my charisma stat.

Sixty:Ah, a gamer. You may pass.

Rupert: I’m thinking about becoming an author. Which kind of writing do you think pays the best?

Sixty: Ransom notes.

nock-and-bolt:

Kamski: Perfect beings with infinite intelligence, and now they have free will… Machines are so superior to us—

Sixty: You’re right. Because you blink, you’ve never even seen a whole movie before.

Kamski: Where did you come from

Sixty: You poor, impoverished filmgoer. Restricted and limited by the need to moisten your eyeballs.

Kamski: I am so inclined to revise my earlier statement.

@imonlyherefortheloreo​ your tags made me cackle 

nock-and-bolt:

Kamski: Perfect beings with infinite intelligence, and now they have free will… Machines are so superior to us—

Sixty: You’re right. Because you blink, you’ve never even seen a whole movie before.

Kamski: Where did you come from

Sixty: You poor, impoverished filmgoer. Restricted and limited by the need to moisten your eyeballs.

Kamski: I am so inclined to revise my earlier statement.

@veilder​ I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that your tags are a source of boundless, never ending joy 

Josh: I’ve been told to stop being “passive-aggresive.” I have therefore decided that the proper course of action is to become fully aggresive.

(Photo creds to @jerichogallery)

Markus: North, we need to talk about—

North: The building was already on fire when I got there.

Markus:What?

North:What?

Gavin: *is being his usual canon self*

Connor: I wish you could block people in real life.

Hank, eating a donut: You could get a restraining order?

Sixty: Mm, yes, or murder.

Hank:ಠ_ಠ

Sixty: Murder is not necessarily off the table.

Fowler, from across the room: IT IS IN THIS PRECINCT

Lucy: Telling the future

Sixty: What’s your favorite power?

Sixty:Wait

Lucy:

Sixty: That was good, bro

Sixty: Hank yelled at me.

Sixty: Apparently I’m “immature,” “arrogant,” and “Sixty.”

Sixty: That last one was just my name, but you should have heard the way he said it—

carl: and then he called her a-

carl, glancing at newly activated markus: b-i-t-c-h

kamski: he can spell

North: I once flicked my hair so flawlessly that a man exploded.

Captain Allen: RK900, you‘re obnoxiously tall. What can you see?

Nines: Everyone‘s flaws.

Elijah:I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Chloe: I have that dream too, but you go in the other direction.

Connie, are you okay? Are you okay, Connie?

DBH Character Names on Starbucks Cups:

Conner

Marcus

Cara

Hanq

Gaven

Lio

Karl

Danelle

Ralf

Symom

Gosh

South

Tag yourself.

Connor: Detective, there is literally no reason for you to do that.

Gavin: Oh, I know.

Connor: That’s worse.

Everyone knows birds make wind

Short people are closer to Hell, that’s why they’re so angry. It’s just science.

Do you want Terminators? Because that’s how you get Terminators.

More expresso, less depresso.

Pets/Children = Potato/Pahtahtoe

Please don’t tag ships.

He’s still gonna try tho…

Thanks@6cats5chickens2dogs1bunny for the suggestion!

There’s one on his forehead that just says “Me-ow.”

Connor: Chances are I’ll outlive Detective Reed.

HappyValentine’sDay!

❤️❤️❤️❤️

You might say, he was a little crabby.

Eight-drink Hank: An equestrian, and he’s real bad at it.

Well, I GUESS.

I like dogs.

Apply cold water to the burn.

What does that say about you, Nines?

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Credit to @vaxreed for the Nines edit.

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Please don’t tag ships

Literally me. TT_TT