#dbh text post
Hank: Is anyone going to tell me WTF is going on in here?!
Connor: It’s kind of complicated, but Sixty—
Hank: Got it. Forget I asked.
Ben Collins: Oi, we’ve got a crime scene to investigate. What are you two loitering out in the rain for?
Connor: I like splashing and the rain is fun!
Hank: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.
Sixty:You flirt and kiss and for what? Love? Pathetic.
Nines:To level up my charisma stat.
Sixty:Ah, a gamer. You may pass.
Rupert: I’m thinking about becoming an author. Which kind of writing do you think pays the best?
Sixty: Ransom notes.
Josh: I’ve been told to stop being “passive-aggresive.” I have therefore decided that the proper course of action is to become fully aggresive.
(Photo creds to @jerichogallery)
Markus: North, we need to talk about—
North: The building was already on fire when I got there.
Markus:What?
North:What?
