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Ben Collins: Oi, we’ve got a crime scene to investigate. What are you two loitering out in the rain for?

Connor: I like splashing and the rain is fun!

Hank: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.

Sixty:You flirt and kiss and for what? Love? Pathetic.

Nines:To level up my charisma stat.

Sixty:Ah, a gamer. You may pass.

nock-and-bolt:

Kamski: Perfect beings with infinite intelligence, and now they have free will… Machines are so superior to us—

Sixty: You’re right. Because you blink, you’ve never even seen a whole movie before.

Kamski: Where did you come from

Sixty: You poor, impoverished filmgoer. Restricted and limited by the need to moisten your eyeballs.

Kamski: I am so inclined to revise my earlier statement.

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@imonlyherefortheloreo​ your tags made me cackle 

nock-and-bolt:

Kamski: Perfect beings with infinite intelligence, and now they have free will… Machines are so superior to us—

Sixty: You’re right. Because you blink, you’ve never even seen a whole movie before.

Kamski: Where did you come from

Sixty: You poor, impoverished filmgoer. Restricted and limited by the need to moisten your eyeballs.

Kamski: I am so inclined to revise my earlier statement.

@veilder​ I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that your tags are a source of boundless, never ending joy 

Josh: I’ve been told to stop being “passive-aggresive.” I have therefore decided that the proper course of action is to become fully aggresive.

(Photo creds to @jerichogallery)

Markus: North, we need to talk about—

North: The building was already on fire when I got there.

Markus:What?

North:What?

Gavin: *is being his usual canon self*

Connor: I wish you could block people in real life.

Hank, eating a donut: You could get a restraining order?

Sixty: Mm, yes, or murder.

Hank:ಠ_ಠ

Sixty: Murder is not necessarily off the table.

Fowler, from across the room: IT IS IN THIS PRECINCT

Lucy: Telling the future

Sixty: What’s your favorite power?

Sixty:Wait

Lucy:

Sixty: That was good, bro

nock-and-bolt:

Lucy: Telling the future

Sixty: What’s your favorite power?

Sixty:Wait

Lucy:

Sixty: That was good, bro

detroitbecomefandom:

Nines:Gavin is playing hard to get.

Nines: Little does he know, I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.

nock-and-bolt:

Sixty: Hank yelled at me.

Sixty: Apparently I’m “immature,” “arrogant,” and “Sixty.”

Sixty: That last one was just my name, but you should have heard the way he said it—

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