#incorrect dbh quotes
RK900: Lieutenant, I need your help. Detective Reed has stolen from me.
Hank: What did he steal?
RK900: My heart.
Hank: Aw you guys r so fuckin cute
RK900: No seriously, he stole my Thirium Pump Regulator. Help me.
Hank: Is anyone going to tell me WTF is going on in here?!
Connor: It’s kind of complicated, but Sixty—
Hank: Got it. Forget I asked.
Ben Collins: Oi, we’ve got a crime scene to investigate. What are you two loitering out in the rain for?
Connor: I like splashing and the rain is fun!
Hank: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.
Sixty:You flirt and kiss and for what? Love? Pathetic.
Nines:To level up my charisma stat.
Sixty:Ah, a gamer. You may pass.
Rupert: I’m thinking about becoming an author. Which kind of writing do you think pays the best?
Sixty: Ransom notes.
Kamski: Perfect beings with infinite intelligence, and now they have free will… Machines are so superior to us—
Sixty: You’re right. Because you blink, you’ve never even seen a whole movie before.
Kamski: Where did you come from
Sixty: You poor, impoverished filmgoer. Restricted and limited by the need to moisten your eyeballs.
Kamski: I am so inclined to revise my earlier statement.
@imonlyherefortheloreo your tags made me cackle
Kamski: Perfect beings with infinite intelligence, and now they have free will… Machines are so superior to us—
Sixty: You’re right. Because you blink, you’ve never even seen a whole movie before.
Kamski: Where did you come from
Sixty: You poor, impoverished filmgoer. Restricted and limited by the need to moisten your eyeballs.
Kamski: I am so inclined to revise my earlier statement.
@veilder I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that your tags are a source of boundless, never ending joy
Josh: I’ve been told to stop being “passive-aggresive.” I have therefore decided that the proper course of action is to become fully aggresive.
(Photo creds to @jerichogallery)
Markus: North, we need to talk about—
North: The building was already on fire when I got there.
Markus:What?
North:What?
Ben Collins: Oi, we’ve got a crime scene to investigate. What are you two loitering out in the rain for?
Connor: I like splashing and the rain is fun!
Hank: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.
connor, banging on the door: markus, open up!!!
markus: well, it all started when my dad died-
connor: no- that’s not what I-
north: let him finish
Rk900: Detective, your attitude has been so terrible today that I should srsly whoop your ass.
Gavin:*aroused gasp*
Rk900: rA9, I’m tired..
Gavin: Wh- androids can’t get tired.
Rk900: -of your attitude.
Rk9, doing a security check on a suspect: Put your hands up and spread your legs please.
Gavin: You didn’t say “please” when u said this to me last night.
Fowler: You’re getting paired with this android.
Gavin, under his breath: Ugh phck me
Rk900: That can be arranged.
Gavin:
Rk900:*existing*
Fandom-Gavin:
*beginning of game*
Gavin: Connor sucks
Hank: Agree, fucking androids
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*end of game*
Gavin: Connor totally sucks
Hank: BICH WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY PRECIOUS BEAN
Gavin:Ugh, you’re a pain in the ass
Rk900: I can arrange that.
Gavin:…wait-
Connor: Does Rk900 have any impact on you?
Gavin:My ass more sore
Connor: Paradise is not a place but a feeling.
Gavin:But ur brother’s lap is a place.
Connor: *LED flashing red*
Rk900: You’re literal trash.
Gavin:Guess you should take me out then.
Rk900: Or I could drown you in the ocean like humans did for ages.
Gavin:*yawns* Shit I need coffee
Rk900: Being pretty must be tiring.
Gavin,flustered:I-
Rk900:So why are especially You always tired? I should be the one needing coffee.
Connor:Happy New Year!!
Hank:happy New year
Gavin,drunken winking at Rk900:Happy new year!
Rk900:I am in fear!
Connor: Welp, today’s Silvester. Will you shoot some stuff tonight?
Rk900, looking at Gavin: Yeah.. I’ll shoot some…
*Rk900 knocking on Gavin’s frontdoor*
Gavin, *opening it*: What do you want Tincan?
Rk900:May I come in?
Gavin: May you come in,- my ass!
Rk900:
Gavin:wait-no-
*Gavin getting introduced to Rk900*
Gavin:
Fowler:This is the new Android u’re getting paired wi-
Gavin:
IF U WANT TO FUCK AN ANDROID CLAP UR HANDS
whole D:BH fandom:*FURIOUSLY CLAPPING*
Connor:It’s Christmas!!! Are you all in Christmas mood??!
Hank: merry crisis
Gavin:jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way
Rk900:hoe hoe hoe
Connor:guysplease
“What is needed for a fight between two people?”
Normal person: Person1 & person2, a subject they are arguing about, a bitchy attitude, –
D:BH fandom, thinking of Reed900:Lubricant.
