#dd story
Rogue: *out of character* You guys are alarmingly chill about telling my character her dead child never had a soul.
Ranger: *out of character* Well, if the poles are the same as real life, we can identify where we are by the simple method of bears or no bears.
“You can’t reverse the plot twist, I have witnesses!”
“I don’t think he realised you’re supposed to take a cyanide pill so I think he just like…popped an ambien and went to sleep.”
Bard: I killed him with an impression.
Rogue: Literally bullied him so hard he died.
Rogue 1: We’ll introduce you to that mortal concept known as love.
Rogue 2: No thanks, I’m good.
“So nice of the war to wait for me to finish my chicken.”
✨New item!✨
Hogwash
Potion, very rare
A waterskin filled with a pig’s used bath water. As an action you can douse yourself with this murky brine, granting you pig powers for 1 hour. You gain a +2 bonus to Constitution saving throws and 2d10 temporary hit points for the duration. Additionally, you gain advantage on Wisdom (Survival) checks to forage for food.
You exude a rancid odor while coated in this liquid, giving you disadvantage on Charisma (Persuasion) checks. This negative side effect lasts until you bathe.
Brewed by the all-powerful pig wizard Maurice le Boueux for his followers who desire to become more piglike. His raucous foraging parties gained widespread renown for their yield of high quality truffles as well as their unbearable stench. Although many outsiders claim Maurice is just an ordinary pig, anyone who douses themselves in his bathwater cannot deny its transformative effects!
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