#dungeons and memes
Im liking this template.
The Matt Mercer effect may be causing problems but hey. Look at this charming SOB. No matter what we could never compare.
Nah, everyone needs to learn every game is unique and Matt Mercer may be good (dont watch myself but I hear good things) but we can be good in our own ways.
That is GENIUS
PC: Ever seen a girl with pencils in her hair?? Like that
Ive seen this so many times. I must share.
Me: Raising a family of 4 is so hard
Necromancer: Not if they’re buried close enough together
Me: What?
Necromancer: What?
You don’t know real power until you have a Deck of Many Things in your inventory
Guys, this is a joke
I’m seeing my posts everywhere now and every time my friend finds one she sends it to me and we have a good little giggle
Y'all ever completely skip over combat because your Druid decided to become Goblin Jesus?
Dungeons & Dragons & a single Dodo bird
My 6th level DnD party vs. one single bird
[don’t worry they felt bad and healed it back from an inch of its life and proceeded to carry it for miles in the tunnels— that’s DnD folks! ]
Cleric: He didn’t die, he just took a break in living.
Cleric: I’m going to bootstrap paradox this whole campaign into existence.
Rogue: We don’t even get real Five Nights At Freddy’s. This is a clone. We’re going to die in Steam Greenlight Five Nights At Freddy’s.
“A fireball to the face is a great way to start any romance.”
Bard to Druid: These inspirational speeches have killed more people than any spell.
“You all have the outdoorsy shit handled, but this is urban survival, and I say we send in the street rat on point.”
- the feral homeless sorcerer
Rogue: Alright, to prevent any further confusion we’re going to take a pause and go around the circle. Does everyone know who they are and how they got here?
NPC: I’m um…going to get a hair cut.
Rogue: You’re stuck on this ship.
Fighter: And you don’t even have hair.
Bard: It’s a good job there’s no sanity points in d&d or else we’d be fucked.
Rogue: *out of character* Local woman empowered. One hundred dead.
Cleric: *out of character* honestly, not much has changed personality wise in the last 700 years. He used to be a grumpy old man in a young man’s body, now he’s grumpy old man in an old man’s body. It’ll worked out in the end.
Rogue: This cruise sucks. I want my money back.
DM: You’re a stowaway.
Rogue: That’s not the point. If I’d paid for this I’d be very angry.
“Why is the air so…stabby all of a sudden?”
Ranger: *over our fantasy version of phones* you’re willing to pay someone to kill [rogue]?
NPC: *over the phone* Yes.
Ranger: *over the phone* And would you need any sort of…proof that she’s dead.
Rogue: Now hang on.
Ranger: *out of character* Well, if the poles are the same as real life, we can identify where we are by the simple method of bears or no bears.
I’m back on the D&D visuals wagon! lmk if there’s anything specific you want me to cover!
drawing stuff from the current dnd campaign I am playing
but mostly memes
