#dm things

DMs, how traumatized are your players? because two of mine just watched the new season of stranger things and both frantically messaged me separately saying ”I just had flashbacks to the campaign”

Also, they said that apparently I have given them such nightmares over my campaign that they literally saw the new season, and couldn’t help but constantly think ”Oh my gah, thats exactly like what happened in xyz event” and it has helped them continue to theorize over the plot of my campaign. But little do they know my like of thought for their campaign is thinner than a grain of cheese and loosely held together by a fishbone of a main plot.

Me: “I have planned out the BBEG of this campaign. He will strike terror into the hearts of my players!”

Cool new CR 41 Monster that I found: Can make swords magically appear out of the ground

Me, VIOLENTLY SWEEPING EVERYTHING OFF MY DESK WITH MY ARMS: “NEVERMIND”