#dm memes

Me: “I have planned out the BBEG of this campaign. He will strike terror into the hearts of my players!”

Cool new CR 41 Monster that I found: Can make swords magically appear out of the ground

Me, VIOLENTLY SWEEPING EVERYTHING OFF MY DESK WITH MY ARMS: “NEVERMIND”

One of My Players: “Yeah, my character’s parents are dead. Murder, the usual”

Me: Aight, can work with that

A Different Player: “Actually, my parents are both alive! And both of my siblings are alive as well”

Me:NOW THIS! THIS I CAN WORK WITH!!