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The meme my dm sent us after our most chaotic session so far.

Quotes of the Session

“Man with no penis I do not fear” -our dm

“So it’s just a pendant that you decided is magical?” -also our dm

“Consensual carrying” -me

My horny wizard except instead of his heart she went after his d*ck. She made a d*ck earring out of it, points for creativity… and a nat 20

Quotes of the Session

“Start simping dammit” -Keth

“The magic hand job” -Dolce

“I’m about to make a d*ck earring” -Dolce

“For the sake of Dolce, she did it” -god, our dm

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