#dnd funny
The meme my dm sent us after our most chaotic session so far.
Totally not us.
Quotes of the Session
“Man with no penis I do not fear” -our dm
“So it’s just a pendant that you decided is magical?” -also our dm
“Consensual carrying” -me
My horny wizard except instead of his heart she went after his d*ck. She made a d*ck earring out of it, points for creativity… and a nat 20
Quotes of the Session
“Start simping dammit” -Keth
“The magic hand job” -Dolce
“I’m about to make a d*ck earring” -Dolce
“For the sake of Dolce, she did it” -god, our dm