#does this unit have a queue
Baby war
how fucking dystopian is this though
be careful driving around me lest my baby die before his destined time on the battlefield
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i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it
so this happened to me today
fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that
Of course it’s a chickadee. Little badass
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America is a place
What the hell actual?
I got hit with this charge and called the billing department. They explained that it was due to calling in a counselor (which didn’t happen), providing emotional support (I was given a stack of tissues and left tf alone), and extra labor from the present nurse (by extra labor do you mean handing me a box of tissues and shutting the door when she left?). After a firm chat, they removed the absurd charge.
Call and have a firm chat. No cursing or yelling, just explain the absurdity of this.
wait did they charge her $350 for her age??? how is this legal?? i hate it here
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hot girl summer means sitting still in your room and staring at walls
i’m a grower not a show-er
what do this mean u might ask?
means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet
anyway
the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy”
the downside?
if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with mewhy is this formatted like a poem
Because it is one
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up
