#drugs cw
My family keeps rushing me to get out of my room. I’m about to send this in a mass text so they’ll stop talking to me. They don’t even like me so like what difference does it make if I chill in my room in a towel for another 20 minutes?
I’m making my best friend watch through Leverage with me and jfc I forgot just how much I love this show. I’m sorry barring how lovable the characters are and how cathartic it is to watch them ruin rich people’s lives every episode and it being the best example of the found family trope I’ve ever seen it’s just.
This show is so motherfucking funny.
Like in the Missing Heir Job the mark asks what Parker was doing in the other room and Nate just straight out his ass goes “ummmm stealing! she has a meth problem!” and Parker deadpanning harder than any human has ever deadpanned before goes “I do. I love meth.”
Note that this is after Nate conspicuously keeps trying to loudly work the word “safe” into his convo with the mark to get Parker to stop robbing the guy and come pretend to be the long lost heir of the dude whose inheritance they’re trying to get in the right hands– which the mark buys to such a degree that he immediately tries to have Parker killed.
Nothing is funnier to me than when this group of savant geniuses fall apart in the middle of a con and have to bullshit their way out. Leverage Inc has one brain cell and Sophie has it 95% of the time.
Yep. This is what my life is like 24/7
excedrin is so fucking powerful dude if i ever did real drugs it would rearrange my dna. actually maybe i should then
it’s called science
Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it’s nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??
You telling me these droids are cisgender???
@argumate
you might feel it’s weird Jonathan’s still not getting what Dracula is after seeing him climb the wall like spiderman, but some old dude did the exact same thing in Sherlock Holmes and the “obvious” answer there was “hopped up on illegal czech monkey steroids” so it really was anyone’s guess back then
tags are reminding me it wasn’t illegal czech monkey steroids, but illegal czech monkey viagra which he was taking so he could fuck better
gone gone gone
why do i get so horny when i get high lmao… im so worried im gonna just slide into my mans lap n start unzippin his pants right there in the living room the next time we get high together
The CDs music fills the air as you take him apart. Hands on his neck, lips wandering his body, drugs and liquor fogging your heads as you fumble in the dark of the back of the van. Moans fill the silence the pauses in his songs leave behind. Even now, he sounds as beautiful as he does when he performs.
This is everything you never wanted to do with your life.
Why does it feel so good to be with him?
Both the devices which I ordinarily use to self-administer my nightly regimen of cannabinoid anti-inflammatories are presently Fucked, and have been so since the day before Dad was hospitalized, leaving me full of lesions, swollen joints, and brainfog, and thereby rendering my hands too shaky to do the necessary cleaning/refilling/part replacements. NEVER put off weed vape maintenance.
Weed strains are like “smells of banana with a slightly nutty note” my brother in christ it smells like weed
IPA breweries will describe their beer as “a citrusy and bright barley flavor with a floral finish!” and the IPA tastes like tap water that sat on your dresser for so long it developed an anti-predator warding mechanism
Day Two
BACK TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED CLINIC ARC. Sorry (Not Sorry) for the brief very dark interlude.
Continuesfrom here.
WARNINGS: Discussions of addiction/forced drugging, BBU/BBU-adjacent and all that comes with that, issues with food
Jaime is noticeably distant the next morning. From the moment he is brought into the clinic, he has taken to his tasks in complete silence, the walls behind his averted eyes slammed shut.
So, maybe Sebastian isn’t the only one who’s been thinking about Smith’s little revelation at the end of yesterday’s shift.
Sebastian goes through about twenty different—increasingly disastrous—iterations of a conversation in his head as the morning goes on, trying to determine if bringing it up again will clear the air between them or only serve to push Jaime further into his… embarrassment or shame or whatever it is that has made him retreat.
Or maybe Jaime’s mood has nothing to do with him at all. Maybe Sebastian isn’t the center of the fucking universe, and maybe, just maybe, there are bigger fish to fry when your whole entire world is condensed to the confines of this god-awful place.
So he tries to ignore it for a little while. Give him some space.
And then he can’t do that anymore.
BTHB (@badthingshappenbingo ) Fill: Blindfold | requested by: @jo-castle
[content warnings: drugging, referenced drug abuse, manhandling, and mild suggestive bargaining in a dubcon situation]
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edit, because I forgot to thank the people who suggested I use Cass for this fill!thanks to @ashintheairlikesnow,@givemethatwhump,@comfy-whumpee , and@gonna-feel-that-tomorrow for the extra inspo )-
“I’m not putting that thing on”
Tucker smiles like he’d expected Cass to say as much, then holds the blindfold out even further, expecting him to put it on all the same.
“Let’s not do this today, hmm? They’ll be here in ten minutes”
“And you think BDSM chic is a look they’ll be into when they arrive?”
“They requested client confidentiality”
“Client confi… I’m the one doing the fucking job”
“No you’re not. I’m doing the job,” Tucker says, impassive “I’m the one they hired, and I’m the one they’ll pay. You’re just the tool I choose to implement to get the job done”
Cass seethes, silent and still against the wall. His eyes trace the cornices of the ceiling until he finds a crack in the plaster, stretching like a lightening bolt to the horrendous brown light cover.
They were in some crappy motel in the middle of nowhere. Not exactly a pay by the hour joint but definitely a nobody will ask you what’s in the suspicious duffel bag sort of place. The sort of place you can give any old name and the clerk won’t bother checking for ID as long as you pay in advance. The sort of place Cass probably would’ve stayed if he didn’t have the Facility to bed down in.
Perfect for fucking client confidentiality.