jobs I know in my heart the leverage team has done:

• shut down a puppy mill
• conned big oil companies polluting the ocean
• smugglers of exotic animals
  
• more corrupt cop cases
• gotten poachers arrested (and subsequently set up a sanctuary)
• taken down a ring of unethical circuses and relocating the animals
• stopped logging companies threatening the amazon rainforest
• fucking over jeff bezos
• exposing corrupt/incompetent foster parents in the foster system
• helping international teams with getting foreign artifacts back to their native countries
• helping underpaid teachers in a school system
• fucking over the westborough baptist church 
• something to do with animal testing
  
• stoppinggovernment officials people in positions of power funding neonazi groups
• conning elon musk
• the comicon job
• exposing more government secrets and serving retribution (as a treat)
• NFTs
• helping queer kids in a discriminatory school system 

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Once, just once, I want to see the Leverage team set Sophie to seduce some guy as a distraction, only for him to be completely uninterested, and after roughly ten minutes of increasingly frustrated flirting, Sophie pulls back and calls for Eliot or Hardison as a replacement.

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Here’s something fun to do…

Let’s make a list of slice of life episodes we could have had with the kids in the human realm. I’ll start

• Amity trying to impress Camila after Camila discovers that she’s Luz’s girlfriend
• Gus and Hunter trying to pick up a pizza on their own (and failing)
• Luz and Amity trying (and failing) to find some alone time
• Gus and Hunter trying (and failing) to make some human friends on their own while Willow is really good at it
• Luz figuring out that Hunter has a crush on Willow and being a huge pain in the butt about it

This but also the beach episode and I want all the boiling isle kids to wear obnoxious hats.I’m talking a bright pink swim cap, some flower covered sun hats, and the most touristy baseball cap you’ve ever seen

• Beach episode where everyone wears tacky outfits

Vee having her friends come over and trying to keep the newfound weirdness with all her new roommates away from them (and failing)

The kids going to a local carnival and for once the only non-traumatised person being Hunter.

The boiling Isles kids sneaking into school (and inevitably causing chaos)

Camila taking all the kids out for an Event with shooting stars with Gus trying to figure out their magical capabilities (because celestial Events always have those, right?)

Something breaks at home and the Gang goes to the nearest home-improvement place. The adjacent green house feels like Paradies to Willow and the kids get lost in the jungle she accidentally creates in her excitement.

• Vee trying to keep her friends away from Luz’s friend (and Luz!!!)
• Hunter being the only one that enjoys the carnival
• The witchlings checking out a human school and causing chaos (and inverse of I was a Teenage Abomination)
• Camila taking the kids to see a meteor shower
• Willow accidently creating a jungle in the home department store

Camilla has to be away for a while and someone tries to break into the house (maybe that one conspiracy theorist guy, or just a normal burglar). Cue an entire episode of magical Home Alone

• Witchlings Home Alone

- Willow discovers Wrestling, accidentally forms the town’s first pro-wrestling team (a la The Mighty Ducks style)

- A Scooby-Doo episode where the Witchlings try to celebrate Luz’s birthday to take her mind off of things. It was Amity’s idea to make it a PG-13 mystery, and they all pitch in with their respective magic

- ALTERNATLY: they decide to celebrate Hunter’s “maybe-birthday” (it’s before/after he comes about him being a grimwalker and it’s their way of telling him that it’s okay and they still treasure him + learn more about human culture)

Love the idea of Willow discovering pro wrestling but professional wrestling is not a team sport (unless you’re a tag team or a faction)

• Luz’s birthday mystery
• Throwing Hunter a Maybe-Birthday Party

My bad, I didn’t realize that wrestling is more of a tag team thing rather than a larger group sport!

An addendum: Willow and Amity form a wrestling tag-team, with Amity trying out her own ideas for abominations that we’re inspired by her dad’s works and Willow’s tenacity, and Willow open to meet Amity in the middle when it comes to their past experiences and current friendship

I’m confused. Are you talking about pro wrestling or Olympic wrestling because those are two very different things?

I don’t think it would be wrestling she would discover I think it would be roller derby especially since it really feels like flyer derby is based off it (or at least inspired by it). As a derby player myself I can 10/10 day willow would fit right in in any roller derby team.

Or as Willow would call it, “Human Flyer Derby”