THERE SHE IS!!! I know she’s probably just helping Camila cook dinner (such a polite girl!!!) but I like to think she’s picked up cooking/baking as a hobby. Chef Vee! I would give her a 5 star review!
Outline for a Owl House Epithet Erased crossover fic
So Giovanni with Molly and the rest of his bois have broken off from the Bonzi Blasters to make names for themselves as the worlds greatest group of super villains. And so they find and steal a powerful artifact known as The World Wand, this item is able to create portals to anywhere in any universe. So Giovanni sets the thing to “surprise me” and where else do they end up but…. In front of the Gravesfield historical society… “that’s pretty much a museum right?” So they decide to rob it for old times sake. At the same time Vee has once again been kidnapped by Mr. Conspiracy Nut, this time though Camila is at the clinic late and nut job plans of leaving town before she even realizes Vee is gone. Thankfully Giovanni, Molly, and co bust in and inadvertently save Vee, they talk a bit and Vee has a lightbulb moment. “Hey you guys are villains with superpowers trying to make names for yourselves right? How does overthrowing a government sound?” That’s as far as I’ve thought it thought but bullet points for the rest of it are
• Vee gets adopted as a minion
•Giovanni upgrades his soulslugger doom bat with some glyphs
• Bonzi pea shooters + fire glyphs
• Kikimora gets punted across the room at some point
Hot take: If they were to meet Giovanni would immediately adopt Vee as a minion and crack his soulslugger doom bat over the head of Mr. conspiracy nut job
And Giovanni would later proceed to adopt the entirety of the Cabin 7 crew
Giovanni: I brought snacks! We’ve gotta keep our energy up, to take over the world!!!
Ngl it’s kinda baffling to me how out of all the characters people seem to struggle to sympathize with, it’s the one that was literally held captive her entire life with the rest of her species by a witch hunter who only wanted to his guards to study their powers before making them go extinct again.Who has been in survival mode her entire life, including when she was in the human realm because she was faking being another person just so she’d have somewhere safe to be.
And yet, people for some reason, expect her to have the most emotional maturity of all the kids in the show, despite that clearly not being something that would be realistic for her to have at that point.
Like people get so pissed and rude about her conversation with Luz when she gave her opinion about Luz staying in the Boiling Isles in Yesterday’s Lie and like, yeah, from Vee’s perspective at that moment, it was a completely understandable and confusing outlook for her to have???
She doesn’t have another perspective to look from. She doesn’t have that childhood lesson of looking at it from in another person’s shoes.
She doesn’t have any of those basic building blocks that come from growing up in a safe space and learning about the world and interacting with other people.
She doesn’t know anything about school, or bullies, or the pressure to be Normal.
Because she’s spent her entire fucking life being tortured and experimented on.
She is a child.
All of this is new to her. She is learning,now that she’s in a safe environment to do so.
Let’s make a list of slice of life episodes we could have had with the kids in the human realm. I’ll start
Amity trying to impress Camila after Camila discovers that she’s Luz’s girlfriend
Gus and Hunter trying to pick up a pizza on their own (and failing)
Luz and Amity trying (and failing) to find some alone time
Gus and Hunter trying (and failing) to make some human friends on their own while Willow is really good at it
Luz figuring out that Hunter has a crush on Willow and being a huge pain in the butt about it
This but also the beach episode and I want all the boiling isle kids to wear obnoxious hats.I’m talking a bright pink swim cap, some flower covered sun hats, and the most touristy baseball cap you’ve ever seen
Beach episode where everyone wears tacky outfits
Vee having her friends come over and trying to keep the newfound weirdness with all her new roommates away from them (and failing)
The kids going to a local carnival and for once the only non-traumatised person being Hunter.
The boiling Isles kids sneaking into school (and inevitably causing chaos)
Camila taking all the kids out for an Event with shooting stars with Gus trying to figure out their magical capabilities (because celestial Events always have those, right?)
Something breaks at home and the Gang goes to the nearest home-improvement place. The adjacent green house feels like Paradies to Willow and the kids get lost in the jungle she accidentally creates in her excitement.
Vee trying to keep her friends away from Luz’s friend (and Luz!!!)
Hunter being the only one that enjoys the carnival
The witchlings checking out a human school and causing chaos (and inverse of I was a Teenage Abomination)
Camila taking the kids to see a meteor shower
Willow accidently creating a jungle in the home department store
Camilla has to be away for a while and someone tries to break into the house (maybe that one conspiracy theorist guy, or just a normal burglar). Cue an entire episode of magical Home Alone
Witchlings Home Alone
- Willow discovers Wrestling, accidentally forms the town’s first pro-wrestling team (a la The Mighty Ducks style)
- A Scooby-Doo episode where the Witchlings try to celebrate Luz’s birthday to take her mind off of things. It was Amity’s idea to make it a PG-13 mystery, and they all pitch in with their respective magic
- ALTERNATLY: they decide to celebrate Hunter’s “maybe-birthday” (it’s before/after he comes about him being a grimwalker and it’s their way of telling him that it’s okay and they still treasure him + learn more about human culture)
Love the idea of Willow discovering pro wrestling but professional wrestling is not a team sport (unless you’re a tag team or a faction)
Luz’s birthday mystery
Throwing Hunter a Maybe-Birthday Party
My bad, I didn’t realize that wrestling is more of a tag team thing rather than a larger group sport!
An addendum: Willow and Amity form a wrestling tag-team, with Amity trying out her own ideas for abominations that we’re inspired by her dad’s works and Willow’s tenacity, and Willow open to meet Amity in the middle when it comes to their past experiences and current friendship
I’m confused. Are you talking about pro wrestling or Olympic wrestling because those are two very different things?
I don’t think it would be wrestling she would discover I think it would be roller derby especially since it really feels like flyer derby is based off it (or at least inspired by it). As a derby player myself I can 10/10 day willow would fit right in in any roller derby team.
For Dana and the crew, and all that they’ve given us, we should all try to be as excited as possible for these specials
We all wish we got a longer season, but we know they’re still gonna give us everything they can and put their all into the final episodes.
I trust that the specials are still going to be absolutely amazing
And for anything you think they’ll miss, that’s what the yet untapped “Twenty More Adventures” and “full season 3″ genres of Owl House fanfiction promises.
I can’t help but imagine this happening AT LEAST once while in the human realm
[At the store]
Amity: [to the others] I’m gonna head to the bathroom, I’ll be back in a few
Random old person: [walking up to Luz and Hunter, who are standing next to each other] You two make such a beautiful couple, how long have you been dating?
Luz and Hunter: [look at each other and immediately start gagging]
Willow, Vee and Gus: [all laughing at them]
Random old person: …Did I say something…?
Camila: [tiredly trying to explain that they’re not a couple]
[A few minutes later]
Amity: Hey, guys. I’m back-
Luz: [running and jumping at Amity] SWEET POTATO! The worst thing just happened!!
Hunter: [still in the background gagging at the thought, while the others laugh]
New chapter is out and it’s amazing! There are also a lot of references to my Pros For The Traumatized Kid Gang™ Being Transported To The Human Realm list. I highly recommend it!
