#eqg rainbow dash
Twilight: Alright, I left the room for six minutes- can someone fill me in?
Sunset: Well, so… Applejack almost died like three times, we can’t find Pinkie, Rainbow caused a fire… Also, I’m supposed to be distracting you from going into the kitchen because of reasons I can’t say.
Officer: I wanna know what happened and what are your names.
Sunset: Listen, Sir, we can explain…
Pinkie Pie: Sunset, don’t tell him!
Officer: Then, you’re Sunset…
Sunset: Nice one, Pinkie!
Officer:Pinkie…
Rainbow Dash: You are both stupid.
Sunset and Pinkie: Fuck you Rainbow.
Officer: This is going to be easier than I thought.
Applejack: Guys, he’s writing our names…
Sunset, Pinkie and Rainbow:…
Rainbow Dash: Applejack’s right, let’s take care when talking.
Applejack: Just arrest us already
Sunset: Why are you ignoring Fluttershy?
Rainbow Dash: I’m playing hard to get.
Applejack: You’re already hard to want.
Fluttershy: Will you please apologize to Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not the girl you fell in love with.
Applejack: Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: Applejack, why is it that when you use my real name, it sounds like a curse word?
Fluttershy: The moon is very beautiful tonight…
Rarity: Oddly enough, it is.
Rainbow Dash: Should we tell them that’s a tortilla we threw at the window?
Sunset, trying to contain her laughter:No
Twilight: “Join these girls” they said.
Rainbow Dash, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Pinkie Pie: IT’S TOO BIGGER TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Sunset: ITS'CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
[glass shatters]
Twilight: “It will be fun” they said.
Rainbow Dash: I’m just worried that you guys and my girlfriend won’t like eachother.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, c'mon Dash, don’t worry.
Sunset: Yeah, any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of ours.
Rainbow Dash:…
Sunset: …
Sunset:That sounded way better in my thoughts.
Applejack: Do you have thoughts at all?
Rainbow Dash: Shy, what is a ship?
Fluttershy: A big boat, like the Titanic.
Rainbow Dash: But why would people want us to be a boat?
Sunset: *Laughing in the corner*
Fluttershy: What do you mean, Dash?
Rainbow Dash: People say they ship us. I was wondering to what that means
Sunset:*falls on the floor laughing*
Rainbow Dash: SUNSET THIS ISN’T FUNNY.
Twilight: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Rainbow Dash: I almost died!
Applejack: Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.
Rainbow Dash: Hey nerds!
Sunset, Twilight and Fluttershy: *turn around*
Rainbow Dash: Oh, you all turned around. Wow.
Rainbow Dash: Doing tricks while flying is dangerous. You know, I heard one in five pegasus don’t even make it to the ground.
Twilight: What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground? Where do they go?
Rainbow Dash, in everfree forest: It’s not that bad.
Rest of the girls:…
Rainbow Dash: Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
