#eqg sunset shimmer
Pinkie Pie: *trying to sneak into class*
Cheerilee: Pinkie Pie. You’re late again.
Pinkie Pie: Eistein said time was relative, right? Maybe I’m not late. Maybe you guys are early.
Sunset, laughing briefly: Sorry, it was just so quiet.
Twilight: Alright, I left the room for six minutes- can someone fill me in?
Sunset: Well, so… Applejack almost died like three times, we can’t find Pinkie, Rainbow caused a fire… Also, I’m supposed to be distracting you from going into the kitchen because of reasons I can’t say.
Twilight: You and Pinkie were so high from sugar yesterday.
Sunset: We were not, stop lying.
Twilight: Sunset, you were searching for Pinkie while she helped you search-
Twilight: So, do you think Sunset likes me?
Rarity: In a “friend” way or in a “this is going to be the longest conversation of my life” way?
Officer: I wanna know what happened and what are your names.
Sunset: Listen, Sir, we can explain…
Pinkie Pie: Sunset, don’t tell him!
Officer: Then, you’re Sunset…
Sunset: Nice one, Pinkie!
Officer:Pinkie…
Rainbow Dash: You are both stupid.
Sunset and Pinkie: Fuck you Rainbow.
Officer: This is going to be easier than I thought.
Applejack: Guys, he’s writing our names…
Sunset, Pinkie and Rainbow:…
Rainbow Dash: Applejack’s right, let’s take care when talking.
Applejack: Just arrest us already
Sunset: Why are you ignoring Fluttershy?
Rainbow Dash: I’m playing hard to get.
Applejack: You’re already hard to want.
Twilight: You’ve been avoiding me, Sunset.
Sunset: How’d you do that without turning around?
Twilight: To be perfectly honest, the first few people I did that to were not you.
Pinkie Pie: It’s just a moo point.
Sunset: A moo point?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, it just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Sunset, to the rest of the girls: Have I been friends with her too long or did that all just make sense?
Twilight: The Pinkie I know isn’t fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially herself. I once saw her drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner.
Twilight: Sunset, she opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy.
Twilight: And then I asked her what the hell she was doing and she said, and I quote, “It’s basically a smoothie”.
Sunset: I mean, technically… She’s not wrong?
Princess Twilight: You don’t want Sunset to break her bones
Princess Twilight: And I don’t want Sunset to break her bones
Princess Twilight: So now we gotta’ make sure Sunset doesn’t want to break her bones
Scitwi: Fantastic plan, but have you met Sunset?
Sunset: Covered in blood for sexy reasons
Sunset: Also I just got stabbed
Sunset: I don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice, is there?
Fluttershy: The moon is very beautiful tonight…
Rarity: Oddly enough, it is.
Rainbow Dash: Should we tell them that’s a tortilla we threw at the window?
Sunset, trying to contain her laughter:No
Twilight: “Join these girls” they said.
Rainbow Dash, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Pinkie Pie: IT’S TOO BIGGER TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Sunset: ITS'CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
[glass shatters]
Twilight: “It will be fun” they said.
Rainbow Dash: I’m just worried that you guys and my girlfriend won’t like eachother.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, c'mon Dash, don’t worry.
Sunset: Yeah, any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of ours.
Rainbow Dash:…
Sunset: …
Sunset:That sounded way better in my thoughts.
Applejack: Do you have thoughts at all?
Celestia: Sunset, stop! This isn’t like you, you’ve gone mad with power!
Sunset: Of course I’ve gone mad with power
Sunset: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Sunset: It’s boring, no one listens to you
Rainbow Dash: Shy, what is a ship?
Fluttershy: A big boat, like the Titanic.
Rainbow Dash: But why would people want us to be a boat?
Sunset: *Laughing in the corner*
Fluttershy: What do you mean, Dash?
Rainbow Dash: People say they ship us. I was wondering to what that means
Sunset:*falls on the floor laughing*
Rainbow Dash: SUNSET THIS ISN’T FUNNY.
Rainbow Dash: Hey nerds!
Sunset, Twilight and Fluttershy: *turn around*
Rainbow Dash: Oh, you all turned around. Wow.
Twilight: Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.
Sunset: Can I pick?
Sunset: THERE,’S A FURRY AT THE MALL!
[later]
Sunset: The fuck is an “easter bunny”?
Twilight: Oh no no is Principal Celestia!! What is she going to think when she sees Sunset like this with ME?
Sunset: Uh, lucky Sunset?
