Y/N, to Bucky and Sam: And then I kicked h-

Hydra agent across the field: *Screaming* hey! I can see you!

Y/N: Shit. Hide!

*Y/N, Bucky and Sam hides*

Y/N: *Screams back* can you see me now?!

Hydra agent: *Signs*Yes!

Y/N: *Whispers* damn it.

Y/N: *Hides behind a tree*now?!

Hydra agent: *Sighs louder* oh my- YES!

Y/N: *Screams* do I at least look good?!

Sam, and Bucky:*Wheezing in the background*

Sam, to Bucky: *Nudges Buckys arm* Go wake Y/N, we need to leave soon.

Bucky: Uh, no! Are you crazy?!

Sam: Why not? *Smirks* are you afraid of Y/N?

Bucky: Hell yeah! You weren’t there the last time I had to wake them up!

Sam: *Confused* It can’t be that bad.

Bucky: Last time I woke Y/N up from sleeping they suplexed me into the table!

Y/N, who’s been awake from hearing Bucky yell: Well next time I’m sleeping comfortably on the table leave me alone.

Bucky: *Screams*

Sam Wilson Masterlist

• Make Me Smile - [Request] The reader has to shave her head for upcoming neurosurgery and feels like shit about herself. Ensuing comfort from one of the single men on the Avengers team. 

Drabbles

• Wish

“How about that one? She looks like a nice, boring lady; perfect for you.”

“How do you know she’s boring?”

“Yeah, how do you know I’m boring bird-brain?”

“She’s behind us, isn’t she?”

“Uh-huh”