#falsettos the musical
(Falsettos)
Mendel: So, what’s it like being in a relationship with Whizzer?
Marvin: Once I asked him for a glass of water when he was pissed at me, so he handed me a glass of ice and said, “wait”.
(Falsettos)
Whizzer: Marvin, your turn, truth or dare.
Marvin:Truth.
Whizzer: I dare you to kiss me.
Marvin: *grabs him by the neck and leans in*
Trina: He didn’t even pick dare
(Falsettos)
Marvin: Your existence is confusing.
Whizzer: How so?
Marvin: Your presence is incredibly annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.