#incorrect falsettos

(Falsettos)

Mendel: So, what’s it like being in a relationship with Whizzer?

Marvin: Once I asked him for a glass of water when he was pissed at me, so he handed me a glass of ice and said, “wait”.

(Falsettos)

Whizzer: Marvin, your turn, truth or dare.

Marvin:Truth.

Whizzer: I dare you to kiss me.

Marvin: *grabs him by the neck and leans in*

Trina: He didn’t even pick dare

(Falsettos)

Marvin: Your existence is confusing.

Whizzer: How so?

Marvin: Your presence is incredibly annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.