#incorrect quotations

Harry: see you in hell.

Draco:are you asking me out on a date?

Draco:because, if so, i accept.

Wanda Maximoff: Did…did you kill your entire coven, including your own mother, for a brooch?

Agatha Harkness: I mean, it was one of the reasons. Was it worth it? Absolutely.

(Dear Evan Hansen)

Evan: if coral get stressed they die, so if I was a coral, I would be dead.

(She Loves Me)

Ilona: What’s your favorite color?

Georg: What color are Amalia’s eyes?

Ilona: They’re hazel

Georg:…

Georg: My favorite color is blue.

(Falsettos)

Marvin: Your existence is confusing.

Whizzer: How so?

Marvin: Your presence is incredibly annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

(Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier)

Jafar: Please stop asking if I “had a rough night”. I always look like this.

Snape:Yeah I’m ok! I’m totally ok. I just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

Zeus: Darling. Sweetheart. The love of my life and marshmallow to my hot chocolate.

Hera: What is it you little gremlin. You absolute noodle brain.

Zeus, hiding another mistress from Hera: I love you.

Hera: