#fire dept
If you’re curious how my day is going, I’m fielding a complaint from a man who is angry about accident debris that was in the roadway two days ago.
Me: “Communication supervisor.”
Caller: “Yeah I need to talk to that place where people go when they get arrested.”
Me: “You mean the jail?”
Called: “Yeah, something like that.”
My trainee: “Which way did the clown go?”
Caller: “I didn’t see, but he came out of the sewer so he must have gone back that way.”
Me: “Did he say ‘sewer?’”
Trainee: “Sir, did you say ‘sewer?’”
Caller: “Yes. Down the sewer.”
Trainee: …..
Me: …..
Caller: …..
Trainee: “…like the Ninja Turtles?”
Guys, I’m dead.
From a friend: “I’m calling in at midnight. Don’t know where I am, but pretty sure someone I can’t describe is getting shot and the suspect went to the left but I don’t know what that direction is. He was in a car but I can’t describe it. I can’t describe the suspect either but I’m pretty sure yes, he was black, white or Hispanic. I know he goes by "Taco”, but I don’t know what hes wearing. And no, I ain’t going near the person to see if they’re breathing or to try cpr. Oh and I wanna be anonymous!“ Smh, y'all got jokes!!!
Happy New Year my friends! I hope this is the best yet! Be safe, be smart, don’t drink and drive! DD or phone a friend. Gor those working, holla! Here till 0600. Batten down and let’s play "Were those gunshots or fireworks?”
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Shout out to my fire and EMS people too- couldn’t find a pic for you but you’re no less appreciated. I hope you all stay safe and have a Happy Thanksgiving!
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Seriously though, shout out to the many beautiful, caring, intelligent, bad ass ladies of law enforcement.
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