#friend

The problem with having a mom that likes to party is that she doesn’t like to work. Evicted from your house for not paying the bills, you asked your best friend to let you stay for a few weeks.

Being the ‘’good friend’’ he is he let you both stay. He told you no problem, just make yourselves at home.

You weren’t expecting your mom to take it that literal…well at least she can stay as long as she wants now.

You on the other hand have 3 days to find a second job to pay your friend’s bills or your out.

This summer, like every summer, your mom decided to go on vacation and have lots of fun.
You being the loser you are wanted to stay home and play video games. But since she is now divorced she wasn’t in planning on leaving you alone.
So in order to convince you she told you to invite one of your friends over.

You ofc agreed and invited your best friend. A nerd loser just like you.

Mom -*Damn i can’t believe i let him invite a friend over and he decides to invite a nerd like him…..ha my head hurts, couldn’t he have invited someone from the football team or something….whatever, i’ll just have to score guys while there*

*2 days later at the hotel*

(you 2 playing switch in your hotel room)

Friend - Hey, i think i should thank your mom to have invited me…

You - There’s no need dude, besides we in a dungeon !

Friend - Yeah but still, we played all night, it’s morning. Maybe i should bring her breakfast.

You - Pfff whatever dude. Just don’t cry when i get all the loot !

Friend - Hey no far, you better wait for to do the boss… *preparing cereal*

You - Shouldn’t waste your time with such nonsense then.

Friend - It’s not nonsense. I just want to thank her….(whispers) plus your mom is so pretty….

You - What ?

Friend - Oh wha ? Nothing. Anyway, i’ll be right back. She was on room 207 right ?

You - Yeah dude, the one right next to this one duh !

*Your friend knocks on your mom’s room with a cereal bowl in hand*

Mom-(whispers)Oh who the fuck is it now… Come in !

Friend - HI miss i brought you some….OH MY ! *covers eyes* i didn’t know you weren’t fully clothed….

Mom - Yeah whatever it’s ok *keeps browsing phone*

Friend - Oh…hum ok….*gets the courage to uncover his eyes* i….hum brought you some breakfast. I wanted to thank you for…*gazing at your mom’s big round ass, long toned legs, sexy smooth feet* allowing me to come.

Mom-Yeah….sure…whatever… *keeps browsing phone*

Friend - Oh, it seems you are not very happy i came. 

Mom-Well i was hoping my stupid son would invite someone….bigger….larger. Someone that’s packing ! (whispers) Guess it’s my fault for ever thinking he might have a friend like that.

Friend - Oh i am sorry. I didn’t want to ruin your vacation. Though can i ask you what packing is ? I mean i packed my bags just as you told.

Mom - *Groans* I can’t believe this…..Packing, hung, someone with a third leg !
*she walks to the balcony trying to cool off her head, unintentionally giving your friend an amazing view* 

Friend-*eyes fixed on that ass, finally comes to his senses* Oh i get it. Hum…well never been with a girl before so i don’t know much of that. I suppose 8 inches isn’t packing ^.^

Mom - Wait, what ?

Friend - I said 8 inches isn’t packing right ? I mean, that’s what i have and you said that you’d rather have someone packing so… Anyway, sorry to have bothered you i’ll be lea

Mom-WAIT !

Friend - Yes ?

Mom - Maybe…i was to harsh….yeah i definitely was. I’d like to apologise…

Friend - Oh, it’s ok, i acce…

Mom - No no no. I said i wanted to apologise. Not that i was doing it now.

Friend - Ok …. ?! Then when are you doing it ma’am ?

Mom - ……later tonight when you and my son go to bed, think you can stay up late enough till he falls asleep ?

Friend - Yes i think i can but…why ?

Mom-Once he falls asleep come to my room. Here’s the spare key…
*puts keys in your friend’s hand with a wink*
Once you walk in i will properly….’’apologise’’ to you… ;)

The view your friend got when he walked in her room that same night. He got the best apology of his life. Good thing you were a heavy sleeper too, because your mom was one heck of a loud screamer.

Hi everyone !
Long time no see.

I have been inactive mainly because of studies and work. Me and gf also live together now.

Anyway, i’m keeping this short.

I might get back to writing captions and stories if you people want it. Make sure to like and tell me that you want it.

Also check my content see if it’s too ur liking (even though some are censored cause of tumblr. I might head to Bdsmlr, i’ll let you guys know)

Also, if you wish to swap hot pics/gifs and dirty chat about moms, gfs, anything dm me 18+ only !

Hope you all have a great day and stay safe !….and remember it’s time to let our hot moms enjoy summer <3

Attention for all the family members
I’ll bet my luck on one of the best fandom family I’m in.I’m gonna start a game of trustworthy.
Guys, we are separated all over the world,I had NEVER met you guys, and we don’t know each other.
Yet, spn linked us all together,
No matter where u r , we are all the same.It’s just a easy game
But we need cooperation and trustworthy
Sometimes internet is just too convenient that we might forget how do people around the world communicated in the past
So that’s why here i am , planning this game, to link us all together.
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So please , repost this to your spn friends if you are interested and #projectunitespn !! We can do it
RULES :
1. Pm me that you are interested in this game or send an email to inform me ( [email protected] )
2. I’ll give you my address (guys I have complete trust in you, you don’t have to give me yours in case I’m some freaking stalker LOL )
3. Please write a letter and send it to me, it can be anything, to anyone, for example a letter to the character, the actors our dear Misha, one of your friends, a drawing, etcetc.
4. I’m sorry but you’ll have to spent a little money to send it to me please accept my apologies  
5. I’ll collect all of your letters and made a book out of it, then I’ll pay n send it to the producers of SPN.
6. Comment down below and count off from 1 if u r interested and see at last how many letters could I receive!!

Thinking of my old friend. A tribute to my buddy. RIP Floof.

criprevolution:

there’s no rule saying you can’t just solarpunky things now

i had an idea; rescuing one of those robots from the piggies and converting it into a living, moving food-bank, because if you’re planting in a public space you can’t stop anyone from taking what you have but on the other hand why would you want to stop anyone from doing that because feeding our neighbors is good actually