#george washingdad

(Hamilton)

Washington: I ordered you to stand down!

Hamilton: I did… but then I fell back up again!

Washington: I need you to distract them.

Madison: I have an idea.

Madison: Should you microwave your cereal? Discuss.

Jefferson and Hamilton: [immediately start arguing]

Washington, looking at Hamilton passed out on the couch: Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?

Mulligan: He took it off when he challenged that raccoon.

Washington: There are many ways to resolve a conflict.

Eliza:Fire.

Burr:Gun.

Jefferson:Blackmail.

Washington: Why do I even bother.

Hamilton: Dad, we’re sorry :(

Washington: I’m starting to think “Dad, we’re sorry” is my actual name because of how often you all say it to me.

Hamilton: You know how when you boil Pepsi it really opens up a different kind of flavor?

Washington:

Washington: When you fucking what