#glee incorrect quotes
glee as wattpad comments:
ARTIE
artie: poggers was not used correctly in this paragraph. please revise this.
FINN
finn: u dont become sad… sad becomes u
QUINN
quinn: i would like to live as a nun now.
BRITTANY
brittany: If you dont want to be sad, just be happy :)
brittany: BABIES COME IN A SACK FULL OF FLUID?
brittany: oh shit this said lebanese i thought u meant lesbian
SAM
sam:maybe fan fiction is a mistake
sam: i want to go to australia but i’m afraid of getting attacked by a kangaroo
sam: *sighs* he’s gonna get pregnant
KURT
kurt: is reincarnation optional can’t i just stop here
kurt: breathing is a red flag for me
kurt: ur voluntarily working in customer service? u have a humiliation kink or something?
PUCK
puck: side step right left beat my meat
puck: what if the milfs really are lonely and need a friend to talk to
puck: valley?? i call it the titty crack
puck: i was told there will be milfs
Rachel: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.
Kurt: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Rachel: Yes!
Santana: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.
blaine: could you not stand so close? you’re making me claustrophobic
sam: what does claustrophobic mean?
brittany: it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus
blaine: no, it doesn’t
sam: HO HO HO
brittany: stop it, you’re scaring him!!!
santana: why do you want that toy so badly? It’s for ages 5 and up
brittany: yeah, and I’m a part of the “up”!
sam: today is a day of running through hurdles.
kurt: aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
sam: whatever. fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.