#this was in my drafts

LIVE

buckybabs:

ranger-of-estel:

foliefolio:

Because gold comes of this kind of collaboration, everytime.

Still taking these

@aproclivity title: “worn”

:)

thinking about modern yennskier where jaskier can’t do guitar hero to save his life but yen is so good at it and it pisses him off to no end

[jaskier getting booed off a stage immediately, about to throw a fit]

Yennefer: Shhh… It’s okay, one day you can be a real musician like me with a little practice

Jaskier [scoffing intensely, extremely offended]: I AM a real musician!!!!

Yennefer [smiling condescendingly]: That’s the spirit, babe…

glee as wattpad comments:


ARTIE

artie: poggers was not used correctly in this paragraph. please revise this.


FINN

finn: u dont become sad… sad becomes u


QUINN

quinn: i would like to live as a nun now.


BRITTANY

brittany: If you dont want to be sad, just be happy :)

brittany: BABIES COME IN A SACK FULL OF FLUID?

brittany: oh shit this said lebanese i thought u meant lesbian


SAM

sam:maybe fan fiction is a mistake

sam: i want to go to australia but i’m afraid of getting attacked by a kangaroo

sam: *sighs* he’s gonna get pregnant


KURT

kurt: is reincarnation optional can’t i just stop here

kurt: breathing is a red flag for me

kurt: ur voluntarily working in customer service? u have a humiliation kink or something?

PUCK

puck: side step right left beat my meat

puck: what if the milfs really are lonely and need a friend to talk to

puck: valley?? i call it the titty crack

puck: i was told there will be milfs

Rachel: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.

Kurt: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Rachel: Yes!

Santana: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

mc thinks Tino is in love with dia. (lols) and then this happens. what a sweet confession.

bath time

what if troll horns transmitted a wifi signal

this was in my drafts

‘I’m so happy that you live in the same world as me’ is probably the softest and most beautiful sentence

i-want-to–believe: kirstingent:just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the

i-want-to–believe:

kirstingent:

just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

Is that a human cigarette?


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