#this was in my drafts
Because gold comes of this kind of collaboration, everytime.
Still taking these
@aproclivity title: “worn”
:)
For Christmas this year I had a depressive episode followed by an emotional breakdown
thinking about modern yennskier where jaskier can’t do guitar hero to save his life but yen is so good at it and it pisses him off to no end
[jaskier getting booed off a stage immediately, about to throw a fit]
Yennefer: Shhh… It’s okay, one day you can be a real musician like me with a little practice
Jaskier [scoffing intensely, extremely offended]: I AM a real musician!!!!
Yennefer [smiling condescendingly]: That’s the spirit, babe…
glee as wattpad comments:
ARTIE
artie: poggers was not used correctly in this paragraph. please revise this.
FINN
finn: u dont become sad… sad becomes u
QUINN
quinn: i would like to live as a nun now.
BRITTANY
brittany: If you dont want to be sad, just be happy :)
brittany: BABIES COME IN A SACK FULL OF FLUID?
brittany: oh shit this said lebanese i thought u meant lesbian
SAM
sam:maybe fan fiction is a mistake
sam: i want to go to australia but i’m afraid of getting attacked by a kangaroo
sam: *sighs* he’s gonna get pregnant
KURT
kurt: is reincarnation optional can’t i just stop here
kurt: breathing is a red flag for me
kurt: ur voluntarily working in customer service? u have a humiliation kink or something?
PUCK
puck: side step right left beat my meat
puck: what if the milfs really are lonely and need a friend to talk to
puck: valley?? i call it the titty crack
puck: i was told there will be milfs
Sam: Bucky…
Bucky: Oh no, ‘Bucky’ in b-flat.
Bucky: You’re disappointed.
Rachel: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.
Kurt: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Rachel: Yes!
Santana: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.
mc thinks Tino is in love with dia. (lols) and then this happens. what a sweet confession.
bath time
what if troll horns transmitted a wifi signal
‘I’m so happy that you live in the same world as me’ is probably the softest and most beautiful sentence