#god im so sorry about my tags
Zuko: I’m going to take you out.
Sokka: Great, it’s a date!
Zuko: I meant that as a threat-
Sokka: See you at seven!
Sokka: Do you have anything else to say to me?
Zuko: I do not.
Sokka: Okay well your horoscope said that you’re keeping things from me so I don’t want to call you a liar but the stars don’t lie.
Sokka, putting honey in his tea: Hell yeah tea get that sweet sweet bee juice.
Zuko: Do you take constructive criticism?
Sokka: I absolutely fucking do not.
Sokka: We had fun, didn’t we?
Zuko: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Sokka: Being gay isn’t a choice.
Sokka, holding up a blushing Zuko: But it is a game and I am winning.
Zuko: I don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but…
Zuko: *looks over at Sokka and smiles*
Zuko: I guess I’m doing it well, really well.
Sokka: Truth or dare?
Zuko:Dare
Sokka: Uhhh I dare you to… fall in love with me
Zuko:
Sokka: Haha I’m just kidding bro…
Sokka:Unless…?
Sokka: Am I the only one drinking these twinkies?
Zuko: You mean eating???
Sokka, grabbing milk and the blender: I know what I said.
Sokka: So, on a scale of 1 to 10 how pretty do you think I am?
Zuko:Pi.
Sokka:What?
Zuko: Pi. It’s an irrational number. It’s 3.14159265… And it goes on like this to infinity.
Sokka: So basically you’re saying I’m a 3?
Zuko: I’m saying you’re infinity, Sokka.
Sokka:
Sokka, carrying Zuko in his arms bridal style: I’m like a mug.
Zuko:…Explain?
Sokka: I hold hot things.
Zuko:
Sokka:;)
Zuko: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the “B” out of our bromance.
Sokka, down on one knee, holding out a betrothal necklace to Zuko: I mean yeah, I guess.
Zuko: Your existence is confusing.
Sokka: How so?
Zuko: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you really upsets me.
Sokka, squishing Zuko’s face between 2 pieces of bread: What are you?
Zuko, not missing a beat: Depressed.
Sokka: *getting ready to go out*
Zuko:You’re going to go out and do something incredibly dangerous, right?
Sokka: As usual!
Zuko: *exasperated sigh as he gets up off of the sofa to follow him*
