#bisexual disaster sokka
Sokka: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Zuko: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Sokka:
Sokka: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Zuko: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Sokka: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Zuko: Death is a social construct.
Sokka: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.
Zuko: Three words.
Sokka:
Sokka: So that’s my plan.
Zuko: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Sokka: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Zuko: It fucking sucks.
Sokka: That’s not constructive criticism.
Zuko: Someone will die.
Sokka: Of fun!
Sokka: I actually have a black belt.
Zuko: In what, karate?
Sokka: No, from Gucci.
Sokka: Can you keep a secret?
Zuko: Do you know anything about my life?
Sokka: No I do not. Good point.
Zuko, talking to Sokka on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Sokka: You bet!
Zuko: At what temperature?
Sokka: 535.
Zuko: That’s the clock.
Sokka:
Zuko:
Sokka: 536.
Zuko: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Sokka: What’s that?
Zuko: You’ve never had leftovers???
Sokka: No, because I’m not a quitter.
Zuko: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Sokka: Isn’t that just killing people?
Zuko: Ah, technicality.
Zuko, reading out of Sokka’s journal: ‘Marry someone who looks sexy when disappointed’
Zuko: *stares in disbelief*
Sokka, smiling: See? You’re perfect.
Sokka: Have you ever seen us as maybe… more than friends?
Zuko: Yes!!! I’m so glad you’ve asked this!!!
Sokka:!!!
Zuko: I’ve totally seen us as dragons!Let me find the drawings!!!
Sokka: Zuko i’m trying to ask you out
Zuko: [Wearing Sokka’s shirt]
Sokka: Stealing from me again?
Zuko:What?
Sokka: First my heart, then my clothes…
Sokka: What’s next? My last name?
[At the boiling rock]
Sokka: We need to distract them
Zuko:Right
Sokka: What are we gonna do?
Zuko: I’m going to kill them all. That ‘oughta distract them. 
Sokka: ‘Z’ is a sideways ‘N’
Zuko: Please stop-
Sokka:Zo
Sokka: Why are you crying?
Zuko, drunkenly sobbing: I lost Sokka
Sokka: *takes off sunglasses*
Zuko, still crying but smiling: I found you!!!
Zuko: I’m going to take you out.
Sokka: Great, it’s a date!
Zuko: I meant that as a threat-
Sokka: See you at seven!
Murderer: I see you.
Sokka: Do I look good?
Sokka: Nevermind. Don’t answer. I already know.
Sokka: I always look good.
Sokka: Do you have anything else to say to me?
Zuko: I do not.
Sokka: Okay well your horoscope said that you’re keeping things from me so I don’t want to call you a liar but the stars don’t lie.
Sokka, putting honey in his tea: Hell yeah tea get that sweet sweet bee juice.
Zuko: Do you take constructive criticism?
Sokka: I absolutely fucking do not.
