#goodguyfitz
Matt getting his ass handed to him a thread
Do you think you can beat Matt in a fight? I do
[Zuckles and McCreamy are sitting on a bench]
Fitz: Why do you guys look so sad?
Zuckles: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Fitz sits down]
McCreamy: The bench is freshly painted.
RaccoonEggs: Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there’s bones beneath our skin.
Fitz: This is the worst one by far, thanks.
Fitz: What’s wrong?
Tobi: Everything. Except for the way I dress, obviously.
Flight attendant: Before we take off, make sure all small items are secure.
Fitz, to Swagger:Hey.
Swagger:What?
Fitz: Do you feel safe?
Swagger:[Glares]
Fitz: What are you looking at?
Swagger, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: Porn.
Fitz: Do any sounds annoy you?
Zuckles: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?
Fitz: Let’s say imaginary.
Zuckles: Spiders wearing flip flops.
Zuckles: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Baker:What?
Fitz: Ignore him.
Fitz: You need a hobby.
Toby: I have a hobby.
Fitz: Being cute isn’t a hobby.
So I’m back on my bullshit and made more Misfits merch for myself. Props to my good friend @annamatics for the epic drawing, I gave her a concept of what I wanted and she just blew it out of the water.
Fitz: If you’re new to our channels I’ll just summarize what you’re dealing with here
Fitz: I’m awesome and handsome and everyone’s jealous of me.
Fitz, points to Toby:Racist
Fitz, points to Zuckles: Loud and annoying but his dumbassery kind of makes up for his personality
Fitz, points to McCreamy: Actually kind of decent
Fitz, points to Kugo: That one’s good too. He’s a swell guy
Fitz, points to Bordie: The rare gamer girl
Fitz, points to Swagger: Crazy and usually high and fun to mess with
Fitz, points to Smii7y and Kryoz: As for them
Fitz: I once watched them have a snowball fight where all they did was yell ‘yeet’ and ‘borther’ for an hour.
Fitz: Welcome to the shit show
:^)
Smii7y hanging out with the Misfits is all I ever needed
‘nObU @ 8 ’ he says. RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR SALAD
Smii7y donated during Fitz’s stream XD
McCreamy: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Inutt: Well, maybe a bit tipsy
Toby: Probably drunk
Swagger: I would be smashed
Fitz: I would be wasted, honestly
Zuckles:
Zuckles:Dead.
Fitz: I have the greatest memory. Name one time I forgot something.
McCreamy: You left me me in the parking lot last week.
Fitz: I did that on purpose.
alrighty then
Fitz: Did you have to stab him?
Zuckles: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
Fitz:What did he say?
Zuckles: ‘What are you going to do, stab me?’
Fitz: That’s fair.
Police: We’re pulling you over because you tried to fit three people on one motorcycle. License and p-
Fitz, with Swagger and Inutt standing behind him: Wait, three?!
Police: Yes? You, the one with the helmet, and-
Inutt: oh god.
Swagger:WE LOST ZUCKLES
“Oddly enjoyable, I must say!”
