#swaggersouls
Swagger: My fellow Americans.
Swagger: It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and Kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand
Some people: I wanna see pictures of the boys and maybe even a face reveal from Swagger.
Me: If I don’t get to see a photo of Swagger’s cat in the next week I’m going to lose it.
Swagger: I you ever need me, I’m there for you 24/6
Matt: Don’t you mean 24/7?
Swagger: No, Saturday’s are my dates with destiny
“What a beautiful fucking day. Nothing beats this shit. Look at that fucking flower. Shit, it’s good to be alive.”
-SwaggerSouls
Flight attendant: Before we take off, make sure all small items are secure.
Fitz, to Swagger:Hey.
Swagger:What?
Fitz: Do you feel safe?
Swagger:[Glares]
Fitz: What are you looking at?
Swagger, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: Porn.
“My goals for 2020 it to drop all my passive aggressive bullshit. That’s right, next year I’m getting straight up aggressive. Good luck, fuckers.”
-SwaggerSouls
incorrect-bbs-misfits-au-quotes:
Manager Ryan: People ask me how I run the Misfits so easily.
Ryan: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over these fuckes whatsoever. This morning, Swagger called me into the office and when I walked in, Mason shot me in the throat with a paintball.
Can someone draw Swagger in a boyscout uniform, I need it for science
Swagger: Is life just about sex?
Mason:Yes.
Toby: Yes! I love you
Swagger: What no!
Mason: What else would it be about?
Swagger: Getting High!
iNoToRiOuS: How many Swaggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Toby: Just one. The real question is: how many ladders does he need?
Swagger: [Offended noises]
Bucks: I have a question, what is thanksgiving?
Swagger: It’s where all the Americans come together and be thankful for not being British anymore.
Swagger: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Bee: You are my reward, Swagger.
iNoToRiOuS: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Bordie: Hell yeah I do, you’re a real bitch sometimes.
iNoToRiOuS: What are you doing?
Swagger, standing on a chair: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want.
iNoToRiOuS: Where’s the spider?
Swagger: Under the table.
So I’m back on my bullshit and made more Misfits merch for myself. Props to my good friend @annamatics for the epic drawing, I gave her a concept of what I wanted and she just blew it out of the water.
Fitz: If you’re new to our channels I’ll just summarize what you’re dealing with here
Fitz: I’m awesome and handsome and everyone’s jealous of me.
Fitz, points to Toby:Racist
Fitz, points to Zuckles: Loud and annoying but his dumbassery kind of makes up for his personality
Fitz, points to McCreamy: Actually kind of decent
Fitz, points to Kugo: That one’s good too. He’s a swell guy
Fitz, points to Bordie: The rare gamer girl
Fitz, points to Swagger: Crazy and usually high and fun to mess with
Fitz, points to Smii7y and Kryoz: As for them
Fitz: I once watched them have a snowball fight where all they did was yell ‘yeet’ and ‘borther’ for an hour.
Fitz: Welcome to the shit show
:^)
this was lowkey sad ,,, swaggersouls kept this card given by inutt all these years for sentimental purposes and it got ripped :/
Smii7y hanging out with the Misfits is all I ever needed
McCreamy: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Inutt: Well, maybe a bit tipsy
Toby: Probably drunk
Swagger: I would be smashed
Fitz: I would be wasted, honestly
Zuckles:
Zuckles:Dead.
Police: We’re pulling you over because you tried to fit three people on one motorcycle. License and p-
Fitz, with Swagger and Inutt standing behind him: Wait, three?!
Police: Yes? You, the one with the helmet, and-
Inutt: oh god.
Swagger:WE LOST ZUCKLES
“Oddly enjoyable, I must say!”
