#zuckles
[Zuckles and McCreamy are sitting on a bench]
Fitz: Why do you guys look so sad?
Zuckles: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Fitz sits down]
McCreamy: The bench is freshly painted.
Tobi: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned how to encourage my friend Mason to get his dick stuck in a plastic baseball bat….
incorrect-bbs-misfits-au-quotes:
Manager Ryan: People ask me how I run the Misfits so easily.
Ryan: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over these fuckes whatsoever. This morning, Swagger called me into the office and when I walked in, Mason shot me in the throat with a paintball.
Zuckles: You can’t just follow me into a fire!
McCreamy: THEN DON’T RUN INTO A FIRE!
Fitz: Do any sounds annoy you?
Zuckles: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?
Fitz: Let’s say imaginary.
Zuckles: Spiders wearing flip flops.
Swagger: Is life just about sex?
Mason:Yes.
Toby: Yes! I love you
Swagger: What no!
Mason: What else would it be about?
Swagger: Getting High!
Zuckles: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Baker:What?
Fitz: Ignore him.
So I’m back on my bullshit and made more Misfits merch for myself. Props to my good friend @annamatics for the epic drawing, I gave her a concept of what I wanted and she just blew it out of the water.
Fitz: If you’re new to our channels I’ll just summarize what you’re dealing with here
Fitz: I’m awesome and handsome and everyone’s jealous of me.
Fitz, points to Toby:Racist
Fitz, points to Zuckles: Loud and annoying but his dumbassery kind of makes up for his personality
Fitz, points to McCreamy: Actually kind of decent
Fitz, points to Kugo: That one’s good too. He’s a swell guy
Fitz, points to Bordie: The rare gamer girl
Fitz, points to Swagger: Crazy and usually high and fun to mess with
Fitz, points to Smii7y and Kryoz: As for them
Fitz: I once watched them have a snowball fight where all they did was yell ‘yeet’ and ‘borther’ for an hour.
Fitz: Welcome to the shit show
:^)
Smii7y hanging out with the Misfits is all I ever needed
I genuinely hope mason will be okay. I understand that he’s not feeling his best now, it’s worrying me a lot, but I pray that he’ll get better.
McCreamy: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Inutt: Well, maybe a bit tipsy
Toby: Probably drunk
Swagger: I would be smashed
Fitz: I would be wasted, honestly
Zuckles:
Zuckles:Dead.
Fitz: Did you have to stab him?
Zuckles: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
Fitz:What did he say?
Zuckles: ‘What are you going to do, stab me?’
Fitz: That’s fair.
Police: We’re pulling you over because you tried to fit three people on one motorcycle. License and p-
Fitz, with Swagger and Inutt standing behind him: Wait, three?!
Police: Yes? You, the one with the helmet, and-
Inutt: oh god.
Swagger:WE LOST ZUCKLES
*At Disneyland on the teacups*
McCreamy, Fitz, JohnOTR: *Spinning a little, talking*
Swagger and Zuckles: *Fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
hanging out with the misfits whilst on edibles or on any kind of drug would be such an interesting but amazing experience, especiallywith mason lmao
MISFITSTUMBLR COME GET YALLS JUICE
