#incorrect gbg quotes
Swagger: My fellow Americans.
Swagger: It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and Kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand
Swagger: I you ever need me, I’m there for you 24/6
Matt: Don’t you mean 24/7?
Swagger: No, Saturday’s are my dates with destiny
Smii7y: Yeah. My skill level is so high I do things I don’t even try to do.
“What a beautiful fucking day. Nothing beats this shit. Look at that fucking flower. Shit, it’s good to be alive.”
-SwaggerSouls
RaccoonEggs: Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there’s bones beneath our skin.
Fitz: This is the worst one by far, thanks.
Fitz: What’s wrong?
Tobi: Everything. Except for the way I dress, obviously.
incorrect-bbs-misfits-au-quotes:
Manager Ryan: People ask me how I run the Misfits so easily.
Ryan: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over these fuckes whatsoever. This morning, Swagger called me into the office and when I walked in, Mason shot me in the throat with a paintball.
Swagger: Is life just about sex?
Mason:Yes.
Toby: Yes! I love you
Swagger: What no!
Mason: What else would it be about?
Swagger: Getting High!
Zuckles: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Baker:What?
Fitz: Ignore him.
Fitz: You need a hobby.
Toby: I have a hobby.
Fitz: Being cute isn’t a hobby.
Ryan: Okay so we pretty much have the money to do a Japan trip-
iNoToRiOuS:Dibs.
Ryan:What?
iNoToRiOuS: I call dibs on the trip to Japan.
Ryan: But we-
iNoToRiOuS, already packed: Sorry, you snooze you lose.
iNoToRiOuS: How many Swaggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Toby: Just one. The real question is: how many ladders does he need?
Swagger: [Offended noises]
Bucks: I have a question, what is thanksgiving?
Swagger: It’s where all the Americans come together and be thankful for not being British anymore.
Swagger: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Bee: You are my reward, Swagger.
iNoToRiOuS: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Bordie: Hell yeah I do, you’re a real bitch sometimes.
iNoToRiOuS: What are you doing?
Swagger, standing on a chair: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want.
iNoToRiOuS: Where’s the spider?
Swagger: Under the table.
Fitz: If you’re new to our channels I’ll just summarize what you’re dealing with here
Fitz: I’m awesome and handsome and everyone’s jealous of me.
Fitz, points to Toby:Racist
Fitz, points to Zuckles: Loud and annoying but his dumbassery kind of makes up for his personality
Fitz, points to McCreamy: Actually kind of decent
Fitz, points to Kugo: That one’s good too. He’s a swell guy
Fitz, points to Bordie: The rare gamer girl
Fitz, points to Swagger: Crazy and usually high and fun to mess with
Fitz, points to Smii7y and Kryoz: As for them
Fitz: I once watched them have a snowball fight where all they did was yell ‘yeet’ and ‘borther’ for an hour.
Fitz: Welcome to the shit show
:^)
