#ritsuka fujimaru
happy maid day!
BB: God is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews?? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us?? what watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves?? what festivaws of atonement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent?? is not the gweatness of this deed too gweat fow us?? mwust we ouwsewves not become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it? UwU
Guda: ARJUNYA GET THE MAHA PRALAYA
Douman: How did you find me?
Guda: Well, we saw a building that was on fire and wondered “Now who could that be?”
Guda about literally all of their servants: Bitches say they’re fine and then scream the “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else
Guda: Are you a cuddler?
Dantes, scoffing: I’ve killed multiple people. I am a machine of death and destruction.
Guda:
Dantes: God yes, hold me please
Guda: [nuzzles and hugs Lobo]
Lobo: *growl* special translation: I did not ask for this. These are unauthorized snuggles.
Guda: [pulls away]
Lobo: *growl* special translation: I didn’t say stop
Douman: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Guda: I’m pretending you’re in jail.
Douman: Why?
Guda: It’s spiritually healing.
Guda: *kisses Jalter on the cheek*
Jalter: What is this?
Guda: Affection?
Jalter: Disgusting
Jalter:
Jalter: Do it again
Guda: Change is inedible.
Mash: Don’t you mean “inevitable”?
Guda, spitting out a bunch of pennies: I did not.
Guda: What if Fou was suddenly 20 meters tall?
Paracelsus: Every day I wonder how deeply I offended you that you must seek me out to ask me these questions
Guda: Not pale enough to be a vampire (pointing at Vlad)… Not jacked enough to be a werewolf (points at Heracles)…. Not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis demon (points at BB)…. Not shitty enough to be a goblin (points at Douman)…. Gnome it fucking is then
Sion: Why is there a photo of Mash on top of the Christmas Tree?
Da Vinci: Master couldn’t decide between a star or an angel so I went with both.
Beast III/L flavored Kariya….
M-meganekidu…
Figma / Good Smile Company / Max Factory
Fate/Grand Order
Caenis: I will show you what happens when you try picking a fight with a god!
My version of, Ritsuka “I will fist-fought a god and won ” Fujimaru: *finishes wrapping fists* ok. *Puts up said fists* Fucking bring it!
w….. what if yan/guda were in a shoujo…… what if yan qing carries her school bag just bc he likes to…..