Random “headcanon for Stargate SG-1” time:

Jack and Teal’c reached a silent agreement early in the first iteration of SG-1 where they would make sure that Sam and Daniel routinely eat, drink, sleep, and take breaks. It’s not a perfect system and evolved over the years as they spent more time working as a team. But the core philosophy is to make sure that their two geniuses don’t collapse from lack of sleep, lack of food, or stress.

While they both have ways of quietly mom-friending both Daniel and Sam, it usually winds up being Jack tending to Daniel and Teal’c minding Sam.

Jack has multiple ways of annoying and pestering Daniel into taking care of himself. He always has multiple snacks tucked away into various pockets for when Daniel gets hungry. On base, he’ll just plop himself in Daniel’s lab and stay there until he gets hungry. Then, it’s a whole production of getting Daniel to stop what he’s doing and join Jack in getting something to eat.

Teal’c, on the other hand, has several tried and true tactics for Sam.

Tactic 1 - Make fresh coffee. Walk past Sam with said coffee enough times to make sure she knows that it’s coffee. Leave mug of coffee far enough out of reach that she had to stop what she’s doing, stand up, and walk over to get it. Provide her with food when she does that.

Tactic 2 - If the coffee trick fails, sit down in a chair that is out of her way, but near enough so that she knows he’s there. Stare. Wait for her to get annoyed by the silent stare and says something. Use that opening as an opportunity to get her to take a break.

Tactic 3 - If she fails to get annoyed by the stare in an acceptable period of time, give her a verbal time frame to get her work to a good stopping point. Remind her how long she’s been working. This is usually as far as Teal’c needs to get before Sam concedes to a break.

Tactic 4 - If all else fails, wait until she’s at a safe stopping point with her work (i.e., nothing will blow up if left unattended), pick her up, and carry her out of her lab.

Tactic 4 is rarely executed, but always deployed to great effect. It usually messes with the new guys whenever they see Teal’c rolling through the base with Sam thrown over his shoulder. The fact that she isn’t complaining and seems to have grudgingly accepted her fate is the only reason no one escalates it, whenever this happens. (Jack thought it was hilarious the first time it happened. Daniel was too tired to notice. General Hammond thought it was an effective last resort tactic.)

jubesy:

You can’t tell me Joe and Cherry didn’t visit a winery during one of their vacations. They did the full tour and tasting and then Joe volunteered them for the grape stomping contest (if you squeeze the most juice, you win!)

Cherry was just buzzed enough to agree (but they had to be on separate teams)

yeah-mani:

Please tell me I’m not the only one who imagines Queen’s voice like a run-on badly-intonated posh version of text-to-speech.

I GOT IT.

What plays in my head when Queen’s speech noises happen.

It’s Joan’s rendition of Thomas’ mother(??):

InuYasha and Kagome fucked at the well, that’s where Moroha got conceived and you can’t tell me otherwise.

So the English dub has Barnaby use the Japanese words “kampai” and “senpai.” In the Japanese version, Barnaby said “cheers” so the translation and localization team was likely just having a laugh by having Barnaby use “kampai” in the English dub version, lol. The use of “senpai” was a bit odd though. 

My headcanon (and what I mention in my recent Kotetsu x Barnaby one-shot fic) is that Kotetsu is slowly teaching Barnaby some Japanese words and phrases. He also likely introduced him to sushi. 

Sushi also started gaining popularity in cities (like NYC and such) in the 1980s, when Tiger & Bunny S2 is taking place, so I’m also thinking that might be one of the reasons they had Barnaby go to a sushi restaurant with Mattia this season.

Just some little harmless headcanons of mine! Love this ship <33

Extras HCs that I thought about after I created the collage, because my brain does a great job being random…. Skin type!:

Roman and Remus would get a nice and perfect tan after being under the sun (like in the beach or being a lot of time under the sun), but after a lot of time their skin would get back to its normal tone and repeat the cicle because they love the sun.

Patton would also get a soft tan, but it would disappear faster and would let behind more freckles in his face, that’s a thing that he loves because baby freckles!

Logan is pale and sensible to the U.V rays, he get sunburn easily, and believe him, it’s not comfortable at all, so he has to use sunscreen (a lot of sunscreen), and umbrellas when he has to spend a lot of time under the sun. Does he use it as an excuse to spend a lot of times in libraries or in his home? you cannot prove it.

Virgil’s skind doesn’t get tan or burned, but the more time he spend under the sun, the more freckles he gets and that doesn’t helps his anxiety. So he avoid the sun like a vampire and uses his sweater even if he gets a heatstroke in the process.

Janus is allergic to the sun… ok, no but almost? The sun makes his vitiligo worst, that’s why he use a hat and his gloves, it doesn’t matter if is in the middle of the summer.

Logan and Janus force Patton, Remus and Roman to use sunscreen.

Usually Logan and Janus go together to buy diferent types of sunscreen and discuss about the ridiculous amount of money that they spend in it.

Janus introduced Virgil to the sunscreens friendly to his makeup, and usually gift him makeup with sunscreen in it because he understand how he felt about his freckles.

I HAVE AN IDEA OKAY???

au where makima and gojo have to settle down together temporarily with anya forger as their kid… please???!???!??!!!!!!!

can u even imagine ahhhhhh!!!

gojo and makima chop each others head off while anya is there with her smug face and telepathy and ahhh they could take over the world like yeahhhh!!!

a family made of girlboss, weird kid and manchild.

#csm x jjk x sxf

It’s been eons since I posted on here, yet I was teased back by the WinterSpider ship.

Anyway I’ve had this idea bouncing around in my head, Peter Parker as a performer on a broadway show, and Bucky, dragged along by whom ever, takes a shine to this beautiful young performer, and comes back again and again.

One common stereotype of ShadowClan is that they don’t talk much. This is true for the most part, due to ShadowClan valuing silence as part of their specialization in stealth and ambushing. 

Apprentices spend weeks learning to sneak, patrol, and even hunt in complete silence, relying only on body-language and subtle signals for communication. In fact, one of the last tests before a cat becomes a warrior is for an apprentice to say absolutely nothing for three days. 

The result is that many ShadowClan warriors are so used to not talking that they often forget that other Clans can’t catch the small, nearly unnoticeable signs and signals that they send each other. And so they come off as more aloof than they really are.

When they lived in the Old Forest, ShadowClan had warriors who slept during the day and hunted and patrolled at night.

This practice was started by Shadowstar herself during the last, paranoia-filled days of her life. She worried that her Clan would be unprepared should anything surprise them as they slept. And so, she picked out a few cats to work at night and ensure that ShadowClan was never caught off-guard. 

Among young cats with little knowledge of this, tales of shadowy figures and whispers from nowhere spread like wildfire. Kits were often told that ghosts haunted the grounds of ShadowClan. But among more experienced warriors, ShadowClan was nicknamed “the Sleepless Clan”.

After the move to the Lake, the practice slowly died out. Though some elders speak of it with nostalgia, most cats only know it as one of many traditions that faded with the changing times.

It is actually taboo to kill non-water birds in RiverClan. Ducks and geese are the only acceptable feathered prey, since they prefer water over the sky.

RiverClan has small pools around the nursery. An outsider would confuse them for puddles, but they were dug out purposefully so that kits can play in them. In a Clan whose specialty is swimming, it is important for young cats to accept water as soon as possible.

ShadowClan has a dark and morbid sense of humor. They often joke about cats going missing on their territory and their version of “goodbye” to friends is basically “try not to die, okay?”

Many of their myths and beliefs revolve around death, leading other Clans to believe that they are obsessedwith it. In reality, they see death in a more positive light. Though loss is a hard feeling to deal with, death itself is not bad. It means a cat has gone to live happily in StarClan.

Many cats think of other Clans’ scents as foul. After all, they’re too used to the smell of their own homes.

ThunderClan smells like rich soil and something nuttty, with an odd muskiness that other Clans attribute to them simply not grooming themselves enough. They do groom regularly, of course, but it makes no difference.

WindClan smells of earth that’s been dried and baked by the sun. Some think of it as plain old dust. Back in the days of tunneling, cats who worked underground always smelled damp.

ShadowClan smells like pine, plain and simple. But the scent is strong and sharp, almost shocking to the nose of any other Clan cat. Though it’s considered overwhelming now, there are elders who remember when the Old Forest left ShadowClan reeking of stagnant water and rotting vegetation.

RiverClan smells of petrichor, something that would be pleasant if it weren’t for the fish on their breaths. But RiverClan thinks the scent of blood and meat on the other Clan’s tongues is equally revolting. 

For all the complaints, the Clan cats are more or less used to the scents of the other Clans. But SkyClan’s new arrival has left them unable to ignore the strange smell they carry.

SkyClan smells like far away. Like the inner bark of unfamiliar trees, flower petals on the wind, and something comparable only to a green-leaf night. No one can decide whether it’s foul or pleasant.

Given RiverClan’s open affection towards one another, their tendency for close touch extends to their interaction with other Clans. 

RiverClan cats greet other cats with a cheek rub. This tends to surprise cats from other Clans, but it’s completely normal for them.

To RiverClan,love is absolutely beautiful and a very important part of life. It’s an unbreakable bond which never fades, even if the relationship itself doesn’t last. So understandably, RiverClan is very romantic.

An apprentice putting flowers in their crush’s nest? Check. Warriors spending summer nights hunting and playing together? Check. Elders giving a very pretty shell that they nearly drowned retrieving as an anniversary gift? Check.

Of course, romantic love is not the only type of love, and RiverClan is more than aware of this. Platonic love and the unconditional love between kin are just as important as the love between mates.

Friends openly play-fight, groom each other, and sleep near one another. They rely on each other just as much as a cat would rely on their mate. It’s not uncommon to see a cat pressing their forehead to a stressed friend’s, assuring them that everything will be okay. 

And truly, there’s nothing like the love of a family. While mates may separate and friendships may turn sour, this love is completely unconditional and the ties between kin are solidified with blood. There is nothing a queen or sire wouldn’t do for their kittens, and siblings should understand each other from the moment they’re born.

While these views are beautiful, there are some serious drawbacks. It’s taboo to act hostily towards a mate, friend, or kin. So even if relationships fail, the cats are expected to be respectful towards each other no matter what.

It’s no wonder so many cats were disgusted by Rainflower’s lack of love for Crookedstar. And if the leader hadn’t still loved her and returned that sentiment, he would have been seen as just as awful. 

Crookedstar was aware of this, and though he still cared for his dead mother, he came to understand that what she did was awful. Over the course of his leadership, he made it clear that this sort of abuse and neglect was unacceptable in any form. 

Even though he passed many years ago, RiverClan still has a strong stance against abuse. It is not love. It is the very opposite of what a RiverClan cat should be. Yet, victims are still afriad to speak up for fear of coming off as unloving. But with the other cats who do love them, they have a strong support system.

There is still much to be done.

Okay its super late but I cant stop thinking about this headcanon:

What if Aziraphale’s practical magic has a habit of blending with this real magic - imagine all the ways that could manifest. If you’re around him for too long you tend to find bits if change in pockets you don’t remember there being any, or sometimes a white rabbit will hop past in places white rabbits shouldn’t be. Once, Crowley spends the night kipping on Aziraphale’s couch and wakes up to a very real, very live, very disgruntled dove nested in his left sleeve. They make do, but it is a little annoying how every deck of cards seems to have more than its fare share of whatever card it was you drew first. 

Nessian Head Cannon

Even when depressed Nesta keeps all the newspaper clippings or updates on what the heck Cassian is up to.

Kind of like Nathan and Haley from OTH