#hey girl

Hey Girl,

We might not have a federal ERA, but you’ll always be equally protected in my arms. 

Hey Girl,
Until equal pay for equal work is a reality, I hope you’ll let me pick up the check.  

Hey Girl, If I could rearrange the budget, I’d put you and me on the same line item. 

Hey Girl, just because congress can’t work well together doesn’t mean we won’t. 

Hey Girl, Did you hear the news? The government is open and so is my schedule.

So can I take you out sometime?

Hey Girl, The government might be shut down but my heart will always be open for you. 

Hey Girl, You know I’m in favor of healthcare; I like my friends to have benefits. 

Hey Girl, forget the national debt- the only number I care about is yours.

Hey Girl, are you furloughed from the library of Congress? Because us getting together is long overdue.

Hey Girl, did it hurt when you fell from the fiscal cliff? 

Hey Girl, since the National Library is closed can I check you out instead? 

Hey Girl, sorry for staring but with the national parks closed I needed something beautiful to look at.

Hey Girl, shutdown or not you’ll always be essential to me.

Hey Girl, I’d swim across the ocean to see you smile. Or reach across the aisle. Whatever. 

Hey Girl, I subscribe to the controversial idea that everyone is entitled to food. Can I take you to dinner sometime? 

Hey Girl, no filibuster could ever shut down how I feel about you. 

Hey Girl

You don’t need an analytic framework to figure out how I feel about you.

Hey Girl, 

Even three branches of government couldn’t check and balance my feelings for you. 

Hey Girl, 

My ethical compass points straight to your heart

Hey Girl

You are, and always will be, my only regulatory authority. 

Hey Girl

I understand the impact of off year elections to the U.S. political landscape…
but can you even begin to understand your impact on me?

Hey Girl, if I help you sign up for Obamacare does that make you my friend with benefits? 

Hey Girl, The climate would be much better off if all cars were as electric as we are.

Hey Girl, 

I don’t need to conduct a cost-benefit analysis to know you’re worth the investment. 

Hey Girl 

It’s no trick that everyday with you is a treat.

Hey Girl, The IRS better revoke my 501©(3) status because I profit just by loving you

Episode #3: Date

Nicky and Sheer try to find dates on Facebook. Things don’t go exactly as planned.  

pursuitofsexinessseries:

Episode #1: Date
It’s date night for Nicky and Sheer. Things don’t go exactly as planned. 

#TBT 

Episode #6: Subway Dance

Nicky and Sheer become subway dancers. Things don’t go exactly as planned. 

Episode #5: Nicky Can’t Have It All

Nicky gets laid! Things don’t go exactly as planned.

Episode #4: Sheer Can’t Have It All

Sheer starts seeing a gentlemen. Things don’t go exactly as planned.

Hey girl