#hey girl

Hey Girl 

Women make up 51% of the population and only 17% of elected offices- but you’ll always be the commander-in-chief of my heart.

Hey Girl 

It’s not just you, I don’t see the connection between the Iran deal and Obamacare either 

Hey Girl
I’d filibuster anyone who tried to come between you, me, and cuddle time.

Hey Girl, our public education system has radically divided the US, but it can never divide us.

Hey Girl 

Clear eyes. 
Full heart. 
Can’t lose you. 

Hey Girl

I promise my feelings for you will last longer than the #AskJPM hashtag.

Hey Girl 

I’ll supply your demand for cuddling at equilibrium.

Hey Girl

You don’t need an analytic framework to figure out how I feel about you.

Hey Girl, 

Even three branches of government couldn’t check and balance my feelings for you. 

Hey Girl, 

My ethical compass points straight to your heart

Hey Girl

You are, and always will be, my only regulatory authority. 

Hey Girl

I understand the impact of off year elections to the U.S. political landscape…
but can you even begin to understand your impact on me?

Hey Girl, if I help you sign up for Obamacare does that make you my friend with benefits? 

Hey Girl, The climate would be much better off if all cars were as electric as we are.

Hey Girl, 

I don’t need to conduct a cost-benefit analysis to know you’re worth the investment. 

Hey Girl 

It’s no trick that everyday with you is a treat.

Hey Girl, The IRS better revoke my 501©(3) status because I profit just by loving you

Episode #3: Date

Nicky and Sheer try to find dates on Facebook. Things don’t go exactly as planned.