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chrollo is only capable of caring about 12 people at a time and he has to put numbers on them so he doesn’t forget

something something pariston’s increasing boner for ging……… i started making th

something something pariston’s increasing boner for ging……… i started making this post and then totally forgot what i was gonna write here but i’m glad my hxh discord chat is in agreement that those two wanna fuck each other so bad


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so it’s like weird that kite manages to get turned into an ant even though his human body is still being puppeted around by pitou….. like how did the queen even eat him

anyway my groupchat’s theory is that puppet-kite is just his outsides and they squeezed him like a gogurt to feed to the queen

so it’s like weird that kite manages to get turned into an ant even though his human body is still being puppeted around by pitou….. like how did the queen even eat him

ok so does anyone remember that ancient tumblr meme that went like “nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go *zubat noises*”… i’m watching hxh w friends and every time this guy appears on screen my brain starts chanting BUG LEGS DAISY DUKES

i got far enough to find out where the dark continent actually IS and i hate it

oh my god i forgot her hat is FULL OF BEES

i just think canary is neat

i’ve seen very few appreciatation posts for this fucking G right here. so ima do it my DAMN SELF.

Isaac Netero is an old man in a bad ass anime. So it goes with out saying that this dude is the EMBODIMENT OF GANGSTER.

We are first introduced to him in the first arc of the series when Gon and his friends are in the hunter exams.

One of the key moments we find out about his awesomeness is when he tempts Gon and Killua into a game where they have to take a ball away from him.

Simple right?

NO. NOT SIMPLE. They couldn’t even touch him. And it took Gon hours before he was able to make Netero use his OTHER HAND.

YES. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. NETERO WAS DODGING AN ASSASSIN AND A BOY THAT GREW UP IN THE WILD WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM.

Now, maybe he’s just a really fast old man. He can’t be that strong. I mean look how cute he is.

HAHAHAHAHA SIKE STUPID.

In the Chimera Ant arc, we see that this old ass brittle boned dinosaur takes two other skilled professional Hunters to survey the area.

At this time they are taking out squadrons and squadrons of these people killing giant insects. Surely the three of them are doing this?

NO. MY BOY NETERO IS BODYING THESE CREATURES. BY. HIM. SELF.

The hunters are simply trapping them and bringing them to him.

In this arc, we all know about Meruem aka the King and his royal guards.

This king is supposed to be the pinnicale of evolution. The strongest creature that would rule over all other life forms. He’s the strongest of the strong, the peak of the social triangle and the dude at the top of the food chain.

These dudes: Youpi, Pouf, and Pitou (in that order) are directly under him. Badass dudes. Super strong.

Getting back on track: Netero’s job was to take on the king. Everyone else that was there; Gon, Killua, Knuckle, Shoot, Morel and Knov, were meant to separate the guards and the King.

They succeeded for the most part and Netero went to go take on the being that was supposed to be the greatest creature of all time.

He boxed with him fr. Went toe to toe with the king. And he was doing a great fucking job. He was slapping the king around like a ℬℐℋ. Granted it wasn’t doing much damage but he was doing it.

At some point Meruem took off his leg and sat down, thinking surely this old ass dude would give up because he would bleed to death if not.

SIKE. MY DUDE NETERO WAS LIKE IM NOT DONE IN FACT IVE ONLY JUST BEGONE. AND BOOM.

HE SLAPPED HIS LEG AND MADE IT

  • STOP
  • BLEEDING.

THATS THE EPITOME OF GANGSTER. After he stops his leg from bleeding they fight a little more. My dude gets his arm ripped off.

Now, Netero’s fighting supposedly requires him to place his hands together at the center of his chest in a prayer stance. WHICH ALSO MEANS HES BEEN FIGHTING THE FASTEST THING ALIVE BY PRAYING BEFORE HIS EVERY MOVE.

Now certainly, he can’t fight because he can’t pray. And again you’d be wrong. Netero hits us with some bomb ass philosophical shit before breaking out his ultimate.

Unfortunately, his ultimate only damaged the king and his ultimate move drained whatever life force he had left. Now surely he’s done. He’s as good as dead. He failed.

AND AGAIN YOUD BE WRONG. DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY BOY!

My dude kills him self. (RIP Netero ) AND IT SETS OFF A BOMB IN HIS BODY!!!! And for the first time the king is like shitting his fucking pants cause holy shit Netero is fucking scary.

HE BLOWS HIMSELF UP AND THE KING TO A FUCKING CRISP. HE BURNT THIS DUDE INTO BUG BACON MY GUY. BUT NOT ONLY DID HE BLOW UP EVERYTHING BUT THAT SHIT BLEW UP IN THE SHAPE OF A ROSEEEEEE SHIT WAS EXQUISITE

Unfortunately, his 2 bumsss guards give away their power and are able to bring the king back to life even stronger than before. Bum ass fucking dudes. Which means not only did the other hunters fail to distract the guards, but that in hindsight means Netero failed too, right?

Do i even have to say it?

My boy Netero thought way ahead. He planned all this shit out. THE BOMB WAS POISONOUS.

SO NOT ONLY DID HE DEFEAT THE KING ONCE, NOT ONLY DID THE POISON FROM THE BOMB KILL TWO OF HIS ROYAL GUARDS, BUT NETERO ALSO POISONED KING 2.0 WHICH WAS STRONGER THAN THE KING BEFORE!!

Intelligence? Untouched. Form? Fucking immaculate my guy. Grace? Like non other.

And the cutest motherfucker on this show.

Netero did more than what he was supposed to. And even in death my guy fucked shit up.

He is beauty.

He is grace.

But most importantly: His 100- Type Guanyin Bodhisattva will bitch slap you in the fucking face.

He’s one of the most badass motherfuckers in all of anime.

Respect to him and his ultimate fucking drip.

Stop sleeping on my boy. He deserves everything.

I did a Hunter x Hunter gif who are challenge and…. got this..

Me when I saw it

The stages fuck you when someone gives hope with return dates for the Hunter Hunter mangas return

when there’s no Hunter Hunter chapters for ages

Me when I see hisoka being a pedo towards gon and kilua

Full on same! Best brother in anime!

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