#i dare you

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For my female followers!

If any of you girls want to get a shout out on my Chanel send me a video of you peeing your pants/shorts, the better the wetting the better chance you have of getting a shout out

Ps. If you don’t want a shout out pm me

datasupremacy:

Hey, here’s a fun new game. Put “” or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I’ll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven’t written but daydream about.

#i dare you    #ninjago    

Hello! I’m alive~

Took a break for finals (which straight up murdered me), and now I’m on winter break which means I finally gave time to draw :D

I have like 10 wips waiting for me. I plan on finishing them all and playing them before the end of the year


B U T

At some during the last couple weeks, I reached 1k followers

✨As a thank you, I’m opening up my inbox for questions and art requests!✨

As for art requests, this is a pg blog lol. Therefore, nothing nsfw.

I won’t draw your MCs/OCs at this time, just sheep MC.

Since I assume most of my followers are from the Obey Me fandom, I expect most requests to be about that but I’ll draw from other fandoms if you want :)

And if you don’t have any art requests in mind, feel free to hit me up with a dumb question (or an extremely thought-provoking question), I’ll answer them

hanasaku-shijin:

LOUD GLARING @azure-zer0

This only makes my victory sweeter.

#fight me    #i dare you    

redandpointy:

Send me an anymous (or not) summary of the fic you wish I would write. (maybe I will write a tidbit)

#i dare you    

accessibleaesthetics:

scotianostra:

Am no havin Children

A brilliant Scots poem by @enniesaurus on Twitter

[Video Description: A pale-skinned, red-haired woman speaks with a Scottish accent. She says: “Hi, this poem is called I’m no’ havein’ Children.

I’m no’ havin’ children, ‘am gonnae hae weans,

And ye can ask what a cry them, no ‘what are their names’

And they’ll be getting a piece, no a wee ‘packed lunch’

And they’ll be haein a scran, no ‘having a munch’

They’ll fanny aboot, they won’t waste time

When they write their wee poyums, I’ll make sure they rhyme.

I’m no ‘having children’, am gonna hae weans,

Who’ll be gowpin and bealin’ when they’ve goat aches and pains

And instead of ‘don’t worry’, a’ll say ‘dinnae fash’, 

Instead of ‘stand your ground’, ‘dinnae take any snash’

Ma weans will be crabbit, no ‘in a bad mood’

And they’ll greet, no ‘cry’ when their day isnae good.

I’m no ‘having children’, am gonna hae weans,

With a proud ancient language crammed in their wee brains

An whenever life tells them their English is bad

I’ll tell them the hassles that their mammy had

And a’ll say ma maw’s words till the day that am deid

‘Ye’ll be alright hen, ye’ve a guid Scots tongue in yer heid.

Thank you.”

She then turns off the camera. End Video Description.]

acertifiedcalehenistusesimp:

A thought

Technically doesn’t Cale have ptsd?

I mean his record is also basically his ptsd as well

Sweetheart, he makes plans for multiple scenarios, his plan Cs has plan Cs. Cuz the moment he’s not prepared, lives are lost and it’s all his fault.

He still studies the political structure and cultural norms of the world despite not planning to be involved in it so he won’t be caught off guard.

The ones he’s afraid of the most is not his enemies, but his family, cuz he grew up in a household where his originally kind uncle turned abusive, and growing up, the ones that hurt him the most are the ones around him. Allies that he should be able to rely on to protect him but didn’t.

He hoards wealth and preps for the worst cuz he’d experience tragedies where his life would turn upside down in a blink of an eye.

He didn’t like having expectations cuz he’d been disappointed more times than he can count.

It has come to a point that almost his entire existence is a walking example of PTSD and trauma.

tweeter (2020) - ben shapiro“pussy slay”

tweeter (2020) - ben shapiro

“pussy slay”


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Google wanted to let me know about all of the many exciting places I have been to so far this year,

Google wanted to let me know about all of the many exciting places I have been to so far this year, including: 

  • The grocery store near my apartment
  • The other grocery store near my apartment
  • The shopping area around the grocery store near my apartment

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mr-flamed-maple:

sweetestsuggest:

medusagirlfriend:

:-)

please please pleaSE

Goooo

ADHD men who refuse to have a single (1) rogue thought must have no less than 3 sounds occurring at once

yeah, yeah, The Bitch Of Living and The Word Of Your Body but you cannot just come out and say that the Deaf West Spring Awakening was bad, that was the best production and change my mind if you can

jimintomystery:

Many years ago, I saw an SCTVrerun in which a character explained that if you travel through time and meet yourself, you will be annihilated. It was stated like a well-known scientific fact. I don’t remember anything else about the skit, and I can’t find it anywhere. (EDIT: I finally found it.) But I do know that, even then, I thought “that makes absolutely no sense.”

Like, okay, I get the idea that meeting one’s self would increase the risk of paradoxes. And there’s the whole thing of two of the same thing occupying the same place at the same time, which sounds bad. But I’m pretty sure that concept would apply at a subatomic level, so unless I meet myself and walk throughme, I think we’re good. I could go on all day, but it feels unfair attacking a concept I mainly know from seeing it spoofed. So I’ve often wanted to know who came up with it.

Unfortunately, researching the trope is pretty frustrating. TV Tropes has a page about it, but TV Tropes is poorly organized for examining the history and development of a trope. I found a Quora thread on the subject, but it’s mostly people trying to rationalize the trope, rather than researching its origin. I read James Gleick’s Time Travel: A History a couple of years back, but I don’t even remember this topic being addressed. Everybody lovesbringing up Heinlein’s “‘—All You Zombies—’”, but that’s literally the opposite of the trope in question.

Here are my key findings thus far. First, everyone seems to agree that Timecop(1994) is the best depiction of the trope. Second, a 1972 Doctor Who episode introduced a broadly similar concept called the “Blinovitch Limitation Effect,” so at least we have a name (albeit a clunky one) for the general idea. Third, The Flying Saucer Gambit (1966) imposes a rule against meeting yourself. I’m reasonably certain that many Silver Age DC comics used the trope prior to that, but I suspect they would have borrowed the idea from an even earlier souce, such as a short story or a speculative essay.

I’ll probably keep digging into this. Just dating the trope back to at least 1966 helps a lot. Lucky for me there’s a website dedicated to identifying every time travel story ever. But there’s a lot of obscure old stuff out there, so it’ll take a while.

Random Headcannon I Have

The “Little Girl” aka Chole from the 2012 series is Casey’s little sister who is mentioned several times but never seen.

stardust-sketcher:

•Its like 3am and I’m exhausted and I can hear you raging next door about failing at putting an ikea bed together so here I am helping you put it together and holy shit you’re cute.

•You keep falling asleep in the lectures and I keep waking you up so you don’t get in trouble, so to make sure you stay awake a brought you coffee with my number on it.

•You were the only one in class that got my TV show reference so hey wanna marathon?

•We both reached for the last box of fruit loops and I don’t care that we’re both adults I with fight you.

•We write notes to each other on the desk we share at different times and I never knew who I was talking to until I saw you stay behind after class to write on it and holy shit yoU’RE HOT.

•I’m really sorry, I suck at dancing and you’re suppose to teach me but you’re really cute and keep distracting me so I keep stepping on you’re feet I’m so sorry.

•Our schools are rivals and were on their sport teams and we get injured and spend time in the school infirmary and hey you’re pretty cool and wtf are we a modern Romeo and Juliet?

•Your window was open and you live across from me so I saw and heard you in your underwear, singing and dancing ridiculously and I really wanna get to know you cause you’re pretty hot and I might have a crush on you.

•We hate each other but apparently our teachers ship us and make us partner up all the time and sit next to each other and for the love of God if you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna shove you on the desk and sNOG THE HELL OUT OF YOU.

•We’re both teachers and I ship these two students but you ship one with another student so let me just tell you why my ship is meant to be.

•My cat keeps breaking into your apartment next to mine so I tied a note to its collar to apologise and you write back so we keep exchanging cat notes and you’re pretty funny. 

•wE ARE YOUTUBE RIVALS AND OUR FANS ALL SHIP US 

•You’re parents are extremely overprotective and hired me to be your bodyguard.

•We have to partner up in our health class to look after a robot baby and oH GOD ITs crYING again pleASE JUST STOP WHy did we agree to tHIS HELL.

 •I’m a punk singer and am hiding from fans in a florists and you work here and are snarky and funny and are adorable go out with me?

Pt. 2 Here.

Request some of these guys! It’ll be fun I can do drabbles for them.

#cmon guys    #i dare you    #admin e    

i dare you to turn me on using words and nothing else

#i dare you    #personal    #so horny right now    #turn me on    #submit    #message    

What’s that? You want to see the incredibly specific concept of SunMoon Yax but reimagined as a figure skating routine? I thought you’d never ask! No this definitely wasn’t an excuse just to draw fun costumes, idk what you mean. And this absolutely is not me opening a whole can of worms :>

pyxchta:

it was a particularly bad day for Yiling Patriarch

a-connecticut-yankee: Happy mischief night my CT friends!!

a-connecticut-yankee:

Happy mischief night my CT friends!!


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a-connecticut-yankee: Happy mischief night my CT friends!!

a-connecticut-yankee:

Happy mischief night my CT friends!!


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