I’m always caught a bit off guard when other people find body horror, you know, horrifying, instead of vaguely comforting or kind of hot. Then I remember that most people do not find simply having a body to be horrifying.
Amazon Prime and Netflix have called me out with their strategy of “We will take your biggest middle school crushes from neo-historical fantasy movies, who are now older and hotter, and we will put them as the leads in neo-historical fantasy series where they both have deep sexy voices and dark eyes and facial hair and fabulous period clothing, except one will be the literal embodiment of your type of man in every single way possible while the other will be a sympathetic villain who makes you question your moral compass due to your attraction to him.”
