#die hard
I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious
spiritual successor to “this is just to say”
The first time I heard my parents swear, I was about 6 and my dad and I were buidling something out of two-by-fours in the garage and he hit his thumb with a hammer and, naturally, yelled “SHIT!”
I stared at him.
He stared at me, eyes watering.
“Now listen,” he said, forcing himself to remain calm as he held his rapidly-becoming purple thumb. “-That’s a word we say ONLY when we’re Really, Really hurt. Now go get your mother.”
And for an improvised moment of parenting, that was actually brilliant because I was a clumsy, uncoordinated child and was basically constantly falling, running into walls, knocking shit over and generally sounding like I was involved in a fatal accident in the other room, but now my parents knew not to worry unless they heard the reedy voice of a pained elementary schooler shrieking “SHIT!”
My teachers on the other hand, were significantly less appreciative of my father’s genius.
Hi I was raised by Mormons and my Education apparently still has holes: WHAT is the rest of the phrase “yippee ki yay”
The Original Quote, from the first Die Hard Movie:
“Yipee Ki Yay, Motherfucker!”
For years now I had been wondering about this! I’ve seen the movie Die Hard a few times on TV, but I guess they usually cut that line for censorship reasons. Between that and an old Jack in the Box commercial, when I hear the phrase “Yippee ki yay”, I instead usually complete the line with “mini sirloin burgers!”
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TheBrooklyn Nine-Nine All Action Trailer
Cease being a prick and purchase one of our many Slightly Wrong Quotes Xmas t-shirts for the special arsehole in your life.
There’s probably still time to get your order in, and it’s 20% off every t-shirt, with free postage on orders of 5+! That’s FIVE people you can disappoint in one go.
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Check out the SLIGHTLY WRONG QUOTES BLACK FRIDAY SALE!!!
Hundreds and hundreds of savings not to be had, as we reduce our shirts by over 0.0%!!!!
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SLIGHTLY WRONG QUOTES XMAS COLLECTION 2014
What better way to irritate your favourite pedants on Christmas day than by watching their faces contort in pain at t-shirts and sweatshirts of their favourite Christmas films and mottos ruined by a slightly wrong quote? That satisfaction is worth a million PS4s.
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“MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY BEAST” - Home On His Own 2
“I’M THINKING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS” - Bill Cosby
“NOW I HAVE GOT A GUN HO-HO-HO” - Jim McClure, Died Hard
“EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS, AN ANGEL RINGS A BELL” - It’s A Wonderful Lie
Also for sale again is last year’s Slightly Wrong Quotes Xmas Collection:
“I MADE MY FAMILY INVISIBLE ” - Home On His Own
“HO HO HO HAPPY BIRTHDAY” - Father Christopher
“YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OFF” - A Christmas Tale
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THE TOP TEN BEST SELLINGEST T-SHIRTS OF 2015!
Looking for that ideal Christmas gift for one of the pricks in your life? Here’s a handy list of the top ten Slightly Wrong Quotes t-shirts voted by your own wallets.
Make your loved ones weep this holiday seasoning and grab one NOW:
1)“In space, nobody can hear you in space” - ALAN
2)“Who are you going to telephone?” - GHOSTBUSTER
3)X-GUYS
4)“Part Man, Part Machine, Part Cop” - ROBOTCOP
5)“Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Beast” - HOME ON HIS OWN 2
6)“The truth is over there” - X-FLIES
7)“Zip A Dee Doo Dah, Motherf**cker” - DIED HARD
8)“Fuck The Police” - NUUA
9)“I Am The King of Earth” - TITAN
Check out these and more in our online shop:
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HA HA HA MEEEERRYY HOLIDAY!
It’s Christmas time again, and we’ve launched a BRAND NEW TEE featuring the king of Christmas, Jesus Claus himself warning you of his imminent arrival. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re asleep.
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You can, of course, also buy one of our previous Christmas tees as a perfect present for that special pedant in your life:
“SAAATAAAN!” - Skelf
“I MADE MY FAMILY INVISIBLE ” - Home On His Own
“HO HO HO HAPPY BIRTHDAY” - Father Christopher
“YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OFF” - A Christmas Tale
“MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY BEAST” - Home On His Own 2
“I’M THINKING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS” - Bill Cosby
“EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS, AN ANGEL RINGS A BELL” - It’s A Wonderful Lie
“NOW I HAVE GOT A GUN HO-HO-HO” - Jim McClure, Died Hard
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Alan Rickman films from stunning start to an honorable end: His entrance in Die Hard and his exit in Eye In The Sky.
(Thanks to Judasjezebel for allowing me to use the EITS photo in this)
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Happy Hanukkah!
When we started the comic we were really keen on celebrating Billy’s Jewish roots—a Hanukkah comic was a MUST.
At first we thought about telling the story of Teddy’s first celebration with the Kaplans but the idea of Tommy as the outsider struck like lightning and we couldn’t let him go.
For context: this takes place in the pocket of time after Children’s Crusade when Billy [spoilers] gives up superhero life for awhile.
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Shattered Glass Scenes in Films
Fragile, Handle with Care.
I may appear seemingly strong, but in reality if you raised your voice at me, I would shatter into a thousand irretrievable pieces.
Films - No Country for Old Men, Baby Driver, Die Hard, To Live and Die in L.A, Oldboy, Watchmen, Insurgent, Tenet, Boy meets Girl, The Lady from Shanghai
Collide.
Welcome to the party pal!
I saw Die Hard 1 & 2 for the first time last year. Things go boom. A lot.
John McTiernan, Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson on the set of Die Hard with a Vengeance.
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